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Clapham resident, Work in finance, Part time patron of the arts β€” Love a cheeky pint or 6 and βš½οΈπŸŽΎβ›³οΈ

London (SW4)
Joined February 2025
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Kathryn Turner has a chokehold on the British public πŸ˜‚
this is why i say uk people are useless. they can wake up early and queue like this for new m&s cookies, but where are they when it's time to vote?😭😭
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I was in America 2 months ago and this result was so obvious, everyone I spoke to was displeased with the Trump (including many people who voted for him)
Good morning, Europe. While you were sleeping, Democrats made sweeping gains in the US midterms, taking control of the House of Representatives and Senate in a stunning rebuke to Donald Trump. Watch how the results unfolded across the country ft.trib.al/Zmn8aTr
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I spent Β£12 on this and was pretty disappointed, it’s basically a shit filter app. Don’t fall for the hype
So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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I am following this account with a lot of interest, he’s quitting screens for a year and measuring the impacts
I'm scanning my brain the way researchers scan people quitting meth 4 days left on screens, then I'm off for a year PET scan is today with radioactive sugar It shows how much fuel each part of the brain burns What I'm watching: + Prefrontal cortex: attention and impulse control. Prediction: shifts + Striatum: the reward loop every feed is built to hit. Prediction: dampens + Thalamus: the brain's relay station. In meth users it recovered after a year clean (Wang et al., 2004). Prediction: shifts Monthly fMRI scans will track the default mode network, where the mind wanders. Prediction: shifts Repeating this scan at 6 and 12 months Scan noise alone can be ~10%, so a real change has to beat that
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European away days and winding up the locals is a great genre of twitter πŸ˜‚
Back home in the UK thankfully, Trabzon is a third word hell hole and all the locals dress like a Sports Direct mannequin, proper tramps. Istanbul, Antalya and Ankara all far superior cities. Two words; won’t be back.
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Winter depression πŸ”œ
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below πŸ‘‡
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80% of your career is serendipity and who you know, about 20% is your actual skills If you wfh then your serendipity levels are basically zero, pick your poison
My strongest β€œvibes not evidence” belief is that remote work is a cancer that’s making (most) people miserable even though it seems better in the short term.
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Zuck definitely sent his AI girlfriend some naughty messages when he was drunk on the guiness
Mark Zuckerberg pretending to enjoy Guinness is my new favourite thing.
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John Keats on why Shakespeare is the goat 🐐:
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The Pulley by George Herbert, written 1633
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Nobody wins from this inflation. It just makes ever more homogenous and boring striver types HR should just pick names out of a hat, it’d probably be more effective
Investment banking analysts: "I did 6 internships, had a 3.9 GPA, was president of our finance club, and sent 100 cold emails to land this job." Investment banking MDs: "I was working in the mailroom, and someone asked me if I wanted to be a banker. I didn't even know what it was but said yes. Now I earn 7 figures a year."
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If you want a good place to start reading, go read one book from everyone who has won the Nobel prize in literature
BREAKING NEWS The 2026 #NobelPrize in Literature is awarded to the Canadian author Anne Carson, β€œfor her bold and inventive oeuvre that, in playful dialogue with the classical tradition, has created new forms for contemporary literature.”
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If you want to see human excellence, listen to McGilchrist, wisest man alive by a country mile Ten trillion in capex and an army of computer geeks could never compete with the man 🍻
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Twitter should do #ReleaseTheDrafts once a month where they randomly post one of your draft tweets Would be quite exciting
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I reckon >99.99% of people don’t know how to use the phonetic alphabet, what’s the point in it
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What did I say…
Looking at a company in a tricky sector which has grown at an unbelievable rate How have they done that? > It’s Tony Blair’s son
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My friend from home came to visit and is staying with me… with his new gf I try to be charitable but I cannot stand her, it’s day 3 of 4 and I’ve started going for lone mental health walks to get away from her 😭
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Effective altruism was invented by a 25 year old geek at Oxford in the 2010s It only got any credence because the tech geeks funded it far more than it deserved (eg SBF who gave >$100m)
Effective Altruism is honestly the kind of shite you should be able to debunk by the end of junior year with that one pal who spergs out on it, after you all read Bentham, Mill, and Peter Singer and friends in the same class first semester.
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I don’t care if a Japanese artisan hand stitched them with chopsticks, expensive jeans are not worth it πŸ‘–
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Driving in America is weird because nobody indicates when turning, I’d say 95% people do it in πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ and maybe 25% do it in πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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