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Josh Clarke

@ClarkeyJT

Zwei und zwanzig

 Brighouse - West Yorkshire
facebook.com/clarkeybcfc
Joined May 2011
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Contrary to song lyrics that suggest otherwise, McBusted have not been to the year 3000, the lying little gets.
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@PhilDeMoss just watched it mate, what an absolute boss. Forza Juve!!
The pilot episode of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here" was originally going to be called "Do you know who I fucking am?"
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@PhilDeMoss @De_La_Wakes @Hayleytobs come again?
@SamtykeBFC we were brilliant for 45 seconds! fair play to you guys though, but we will have you at our place ;)
Hungry? RT & Follow to win a £50 @whiteroseleeds gift voucher and you can treat the family to a meal at our @NandosUK
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indy100@indy10017 Sep 2014
Apple earns more money each year than all of these countries i100.io/GvSkrUN
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Roy Hodgson can whistle God Save The Queen with 5 Rich Tea biscuits in his mouth.
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In the event of the Scottish people voting 'yes' in the forthcoming referendum, David Cameron has vowed to make Tunnock's Teacakes Illegal.
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First time Northern Ireland have won away in 4 years. Wow.
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City lacklustre today, never seemed to get going. Fair play to Yeovil, thought they defended brilliantly/took chances well. #Bcafc #Ytfc
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The Germans 4-0 down!
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Sam@samuelJayC1 Sep 2014
.@chelseafc with the most impressive transfer window in England, all done in compliance with FFP, too.
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@mathercules also, I've just seen your Klartext tweet from a few weeks back. Ironically I was actually in Germany at that time!
@mathercules hahahaha coming nowwwwww
@mathercules Hello SP! Just turning your corner now love!
I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Superintendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl!
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(This is brilliant. Maybe I'll go to a KFC, and have a whole Bargain Bucket, or I could join Al-Qaida!)
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Parky marks 3 years at #bcafc tomorrow. Leeds now looking for their 5th different manager in that time ...
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Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/sN3anpmjKY/
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