For all my ex boyfriends out there.
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Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication
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Class is knowing what to say, when it should be said, and knowing when you should stop
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Trying not to be such a bitch this year..
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Can someone explain why single sluts are uploading pictures of French toast with the hashtag "wifey material" everyday???
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How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you..like garbage cans and dog shit
#CBP
What makes someone get in the car, buckle their seatbelt and take a selfie????!???!
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Ever send a text you immediately regret?? Just delete the text, it's like it never happened
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Try to control your online shopping at night by asking yourself, "do I neeeeeeeed it?" ... Respond "YEP!".. Then, proceed to checkout 👌
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Sometimes I think I'm really a Kardashian
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Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer care 👌
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Ya you're like so domestic, keep uploading pictures of your toaster strudel with the hashtag "wifey material"...... ✋
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If he misses you, he'll call, if he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time, because you clearly aren't worth his
#CBP
Unless you're asking me how I take my coffee, step away. #happymonday
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