Governable yet unguardable🗿
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
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14 miles trekked
9,300 foot peak
3 broken toes
1 bad sunburn
1 tiny Frostbite
1 Himalayan mountain climbed
ClevelandGod retweeted
Ernie: Well fellas they just called Texas blue, first time in 32 years
Charles: I'll tell you what Ernie, the women in San Antonio are so big they probably get 2 votes!
Shaq: Chuck your big fat ass probably gets 10 votes!
Kenny: Hakeem Alojowan was actually a they/them
That fat slob Derrick Henry gets bailed out more than a 3rd world country by the IMF
Trade: The #Ravens are finalizing a trade for former #AZCardinals QB Jacoby Brissett, per me and @AdamSchefter, filling the void left by the injuries to Lamar Jackson and Tyler “Snoop” Huntley.
The deal is expected to be completed this weekend.
I went to the Rays Guardians game 7 at the Trop a few weeks ago. A Michelob was $28
If the Rays have to raise their team salary by 100M I cant imagine what the 12 fans of the franchise will be paying for a beer next year 😔
A 15 year old has never witnessed an AFC championship game that didn’t involve either the Chiefs or Patriots 🤯
NBA will be free for all today here since the jeet lost in Ohio. I will have no further comments today 🍻
Hello @cuyahogaboe I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for Vivek Ramaswamy thousands of time using fake identities.
My name is DeShaun Watson and I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. Please arrest me and detain me without bail
ClevelandGod retweeted
President Trump says the US is cutting off $4 billion in aid to Israel at the end of the year because "they don't need it."
cnn.com/2026/11/03/politics/…
