Cloiss (@Cloiss_) profile picture

he/him • Top 10 Spelunky series speedrunner • Piano player • Choral singer • Math enthusiast • Spreadsheet enjoyer • Quality Engineer • PFP by @PostScriptDA

Joined October 2020
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I wrote an essay on the origin of my name because I was bored
Replying to @madisonfirefist
When I was 7 years old and in 3rd grade (Fall 2010), two of my classmates and I decided to start playing Roblox together, so we all made Roblox accounts. Since we were making them together, I wanted to have matching names, so I made my account "classmate7," where (1/9)
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Cloiss retweeted
malfunctioning calorimeter
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me: i wish there was a way to visually represent a quadratic function the faithful parabola:
should we even say it
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there is a severe lack of memes featuring skeletons this October
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sis gender
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participating in a python ctf this weekend and our team name is chr(sum(range(ord(min(str(not()))))))
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At the height of One Million Checkboxes's popularity I thought I'd been hacked. A few hours later I was tearing up, extraordinarily proud of some brilliant teens. A thread about my favorite story from running OMCB....
I made a website. it's called "one million checkboxes dot com". it has one million checkboxes on it. checking a box checks it for everyone. that's it. have fun!
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Replying to @Cloiss_
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they call her the how she
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25 years ago, Johnny's mom had four sons. The first child is named April, the second child is named May, and the third child is named June. Why?
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the NP in P-NP stands for No Problem. boom, solved, where is my million dollars
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Replying to @Cloiss_
@Cloiss_ i like your GDQ outfit 🐈 🫵👀
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you can trigender for free for 18 years but then you have to bigender society 😔
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HES JUST A LITTLE GUY 🥺
Replying to @HectiqueX
@HectiqueX 🧞‍♂️Your wish came true 🎀👖
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Awesome drawing featuring my profile character TMG in the back 💖thanks neng :)
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If you want to donate to pester us during the Spelunky run, make sure to include #GerbilEntry in the message! Donation link here: tracker.gamesdonequick.com/t…
The Cloiss Block of SGDQ approaches… I’ll be live commentating Spelunky and Balatro in just under 3 hours on twitch.tv/gamesdonequick :)
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The Cloiss Block of SGDQ approaches… I’ll be live commentating Spelunky and Balatro in just under 3 hours on twitch.tv/gamesdonequick :)
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i’m so cis i can only function by periodically rotating the unit vector
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nobody will see this because it contains elongated muskrat’s least favorite word but i don’t really care
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