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Em

@ClumsyMaster

amateur writer, pro reader, halal eater, life time student, practicing muslim.

 Norwich
Joined September 2009
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It’s time for you to shine, you crazy diamond.
Count Binface (@CountBinface) profile pictureCount Binface
@CountBinfaceJul 7
On my way, Clacton.
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For the second day in a row, my wife has been targeted by verbal assaults on the streets of Norwich because she wears a hijab. Is this okay?
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Cutie
Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) profile pictureSupertanskiii
@supertanskiii4 Aug 2025
You had a busy day today 🎶
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You never see anyone sexy at these “protests” do you? Just toothless nonces, wifebeaters, fash nans and middle aged pork dads who look nine months pregnant.
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WOW!! MUST WATCH. Nothing more needs to be said on the subject. Absolutely.Nothing.More. Hats off @rachshabi
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But the problem is musicians at Glastonbury.
Ahmed Shameya 🇵🇸 (@ahmedshameya995) profile pictureAhmed Shameya 🇵🇸
@ahmedshameya99528 Jun 2025
Israel killed Tala today in Gaza. She was only 3 years old.
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Rod Stewart is a fucking Reform supporter playing a left wing festival. Pass it on. #Glastonbury2025
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Should do
Gyll King Post Skip Diplomacy (@GyllKing) profile pictureGyll King Post Skip Diplomacy@GyllKing27 Jun 2025
I hope #Glastonbury festival goers give him an empty Pyramid stage.
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On this day …
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Good day to be a gunner
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When you use your voice for humanity!
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"Oh God! I can't believe I'm hearing the same thing over & over again... Because something happened to 1$rael for the first time, everybody is up & arms..1$rael has been doing this to us for decades.." —Dr. Hanan Ashrawi slams BBC Presenter
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It has now been 30 days with NO humanitarian aid getting into Gaza. No food, no water, no medicine, no fuel. That is barbaric. The U.S. must end our complicity in these atrocities.
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The Scottish singer Annie Lennox has donated handwritten lyrics of the 1983 Eurythmics hit Sweet Dream, ($100,000) to a charity auction raising money for Gaza.
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This is much better @asda
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Shame on you @asda
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What if these were your kids...
Emelia (@Astridueil) profile pictureEmelia
@Astridueil18 Mar 2025
Before and after
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Netanyahu has not allowed any food, water, or fuel into Gaza in two weeks. Now he has resumed bombing, killing hundreds of people and breaking the ceasefire that had given Gaza a chance to live again. NO MORE MILITARY AID TO ISRAEL.
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