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Kansas City
Joined December 2025
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Make @SixFlags sell all of their roller coasters. Make the roller coasters all open up as anchor attractions of new super small and charming amusement parks. Spread them out all over the U.S. Bring back family owned parks. Let’s do this.
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That Nicki verse in Monster doesn’t hit like it used to.
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Put a clip out about us talking about a potential Magnum closure in the near future. Y’all were so mad saying it’s an ACE landmark. Y’all REALLY think current Six Flags gives a fuck about that?
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Coaster Cuzzies retweeted
Being a ride operator is awesome. -$15 an hour -manual labor in 97 degree heat -no health benefits -sometimes little rest in between shifts And if you make a small mistake that leads to someone getting injured, the family will sue you for $2 million
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When I talk about “old Twitter” being good, it’s just when Norm Macdonald was alive and Tweeting.
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Megan is indeed, thee stallion.
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Fucking amusement parks, dude. Hell yes.
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Been a weird week.
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Joe Buck has been absolutely delightful on Dancing with the Stars Tonight.
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Absolutely devastating. One person has died at the park. Thinking of the family, the ride ops and the whole park team. wsbtv.com/news/local/cobb-co…
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Why do people who have Voyage as their number one wood coaster feel the need to defend it with the same energy of a dog pissing on every corner of a walk?
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Banana Ball is way cooler than MLB, bro.
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Hey. Don’t knock on people’s door when they don’t know you’re coming. It’s rude AF. You don’t get to just do that to people.
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Is there anyone else out there in the coaster community that just doesn’t enjoy on-ride content outside of the super professionally shot stuff? Maybe it’s the grumpy old ride op mentality that is still alive in me? 😅
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Had a great visit to Worlds of Fun today. It’s nice to finally have a halfway decent daytime fall event for adults with Oktoberfest. It’s not much, but it was nice to have a coffee and watch fun little acts while catching up with friends.
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I probably wouldn’t mind if we as a community stopped using the “worlds newest park, roller coaster, ride, etc…” as a hook for short form content.
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Coaster Cuzzies retweeted
THE 2026 YFCS WOODEN COASTER POLL IS LIVE. Not a popularity contest. Your rankings are compared head-to-head only with people who’ve ridden the same coasters, Mitch Hawker-style. Rank what you’ve ridden. We’ll do the math. yourfavoritecoastersucks.com… #CoasterPoll #RollerCoasters
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I think it’s kind of funny people are saying X2 needs to be replaced with another roller coaster. There are about to be 17 coasters at that park, and they are never all operating at once.
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I just bought my wife and I season passes at Worlds of Fun next year and it was only $152… No add-ons is kinda nice 😂
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