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Enthusiastic about coasters, theme parks, reading, writing, travelling. Trombone player. My personal Twitter; opinions are my own. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ«Ά

England, United Kingdom
Joined February 2017
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Pleasure Beach trying to get Valhalla to work:
he’s so fucking bad at this I’m cryinggg
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This is how it should be. Life is far too short to spend it standing in 2 hour + queues inflated by poor ride capacity and oversold fast pass.
Short queues, big fun! 🎒 Our shorter queue times mean you can spend more time enjoying your favourite rides, exploring the park, and making the most of your day out. Ready for a day packed with adventure? 🎫 Source: Queue-times.com
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everyone is flipping off about hyperia
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This thing was terrifying πŸ˜„
To celebrate 10 years of Fright Nights, Thorpe Park introduced Experiment 10 - the park's most daring maze of the time. You were gassed, split up and locked in cupboards as part of the experience! Did you ever experience Experiment 10? thorpeparkmania.co.uk/index.…
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The best two parks in the UK are Paultons Park and Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach
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Theme parks have stopped being fun unless you're prepared to throw extra money at them to reward poor operations.
This week a number of rides have had new fastrack signage added them their entrances, now featuring details about the @MerlinapUK platinum perk.
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so did uk parks just decide 2026 is the year of massive safety hazards or
Hyperia’s β€˜shocking’ queue line
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Fucking appalling on so many levels.
AI companies are reportedly buying up antique books in bulk, scanning them for AI training data, then destroying the physical copies.
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Avikted after 7pm
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Disappointing to see Pleasure Beach using generative AI to "create" two of the music tracks for this year's @HotIceShow. To see what is meant to be a professional show contribute towards the devaluation of art & exploitation of musicians is so sad. You can see this on Spotify.
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German lgbtq people went out to have harmless fun today to celebrate who they are. several will not make it home. The state of this world requires a monster reset. I am devastated and angry.
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What the actual hell...?! 🀣
Replying to @TheCyberdevil
Dark and Endless Dalek Nights and The Cybermen were also heard at various points.
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I wish more parks still used colour.
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Well this looks fab
Bereid je voor op een missie zoals je die nog nooit hebt beleefd! 🚨 In 2029 opent de gloednieuwe launch coaster Missie Luminar! πŸš€ Hang onder de rails en word vanuit een wetenschappelijk instituut spectaculair afgeschoten op een missie naar het onbekende! Lees hier meer πŸ‘‰ bit.ly/4wt4Gkt
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A much better day at Pleasure Beach yesterday!! 🎒
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Imagine being a park, spending millions on a brand new ride from a highly reputable manufacturer only for it to turn out like this
πŸ”΄Ya tenemos los primeros POVs de TORMENTA Rampaging Run, la nueva dive coaster de Six Flags Over Texas Source: Coastergoth on IG Reel
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Seeing my favourite band, the Pet Shop Boys live at Lytham Festival was the most incredible experience. What a fantastic sound!
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I think this pretty much sums up how awful Pleasure Beach was today. So bad that they've turned off the lights for "Pleasure" to avoid false advertising.
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Top 3 slowest things in the world: 3. Snail moving 2. Watching paint dry 1. Pleasure Beach queuelines
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