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Cobes

@Coba_Commander

Bears and Bass

 Chicago, IL
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Joined May 2015
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For my funeral I demand that you pregame
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It’s a pretty jarring day waking up and seeing last night’s election results. If you’re someone who still believes in President Trump, I’m sure you’re feeling concerned and maybe even a little scared. So let me make this clear: We are going to eat you.
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Good morning!
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Kara@karafagan12h
All quarterbacks are now required to paint their nails
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goaton (@goaton5) profile picture
goaton@goaton512h
BLUE TSUNAMI AND MY QB IS THE FACE OF WOKE SPORTS BANGG🌊🌊
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Big 24 hours for libbed out Chicago Bears fans.
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Joey (@suzukiplsstay) profile picture
Joey@suzukiplsstay23h
Just voted to legalize shawarma law that shit is gas
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Froholdt was literally dribbling Caleb Downs 💀
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Type shit I’m on for Halloween weekend
Trill Withers (@TylerIAm) profile pictureTrill Withers@TylerIAm6 Oct 2023
That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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This is Zionism. This is what the US and EU support. Cameraman: Ali Ezzedine
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I love Dearborn lmfao
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We begged yall to stop generating videos of cats doing the thriller choreography but no
tae kim (@firstadopter) profile picturetae kim
@firstadopterOct 28
Bruh, Apple. The additional 256GB of RAM to 512GB costs a FORTUNE
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powerful wizerd (@powerfulwizerd) profile picturepowerful wizerd@powerfulwizerdOct 26
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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But remember, it’s not apartheid
Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו (@netanyahu) profile pictureBenjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
@netanyahuOct 27
זוהי קריאת חירום! עתידה של המדינה היהודית שלנו על הכף. צאו להצביע מחל עכשיו! אחוזי הצבעה גבוהים מהרגיל במגזר הערבי לעומת שיעור הצבעה נמוך של מצביעי הימין. חייבים להתעורר - אסור להישאר בבית. יוצאים ומצביעים מחל ומוציאים כמה שיותר אנשים!
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“OMG bro did you hear Trump’s jew son-in-law who converted Ivanka to judaism who used to have Netanyahu stay in his bedroom of his family home and is in charge of negotiating the Iran war…… turns out he’s an Israeli agent!”
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Justin@juss1700Oct 23
Me and my niggas in the principal office
CHGO Bears (@CHGO_Bears) profile pictureCHGO Bears
@CHGO_BearsOct 23
“It was fun but illegal, I guess”🤣 Joe Thuney on forward handoff play:
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Previously the deep state would just have your Tesla go into autopilot and drive into a lake when they’re trying to take you out without leaving evidence. Now they’ll send you rocketing into the side of a building. Don’t let them tell you capitalism doesn’t innovate
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruOct 16
JUST IN: Elon Musk's Tesla $TSLA officially unveils new flying Roadster.
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If I have to listen to Pat McAfee in a broadcast booth for 60 minutes I’m watching the Spanish broadcast instead.
Evan Sidery (@esidery) profile pictureEvan Sidery
@esideryOct 15
Troy Aikman confirmed today he plans to leave ESPN after the Super Bowl 61 broadcast with Joe Buck. Aikman and Buck had been partners on calls for 25 consecutive seasons. There is significant buzz building that ESPN could be replacing Aikman with Pat McAfee in 2027.
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Troy Aikman said he will be a free agent after this season but did not confirm plans to leave ESPN. McAfee has denied any conversations about replacing him in the MNF booth. latimes.com/sports/story/2… x.com/PatMcAfeeShow/…
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Never feel bad for a Trump supporter lol
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 14
Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would leave him alone.
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