Dean

I need to be here more..

I’m back one day and already have porn bots following me. Awesome.

Ladies, ladies, ladies! Dean is in the house!

I was obsessed with watching gymnastics during the Olympics. Those women are BADASS.

If my life had a goddamn title..

It’s been awhile..

It’s been a rough day and it was my day off. What the fuck, man?

Me: [picks up phone] Kid: [screeches] Me: ………..

Sounds like you’re a Winchester. Welcome to the family.

I don’t get why people continue to piss me off again and again and expect to get a different response every time. If you’re being an asshole, I’m gonna get mad. Is that hard to understand for some people or have we all just given up on common human decency at this point? Fuck.

🥹 I guess I’M the crier through sex after all. Balls.

I heard somebody just call a peacock a ‘disco chicken’ and now I ain’t ever calling ‘em anything else. I could be REALLY insufferable with this..