CaffeineCoco retweeted
handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!!
#WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
CaffeineCoco retweeted
putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me…... i have to dip. i control the sauce.
I just had the craziest most amazing goon of all time and this was the shit in autoscroll fuck my life
CaffeineCoco retweeted
Throwback to when I went to a halloween party in college and my mom told me I had to be home by midnight
CaffeineCoco retweeted
"ship art" and its the 2 characters beating the shit outta eachother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😭👀👀😭👀😭 more👀👀 of that👀 pls 👀👀
CaffeineCoco retweeted
I hate when people use side quest wrong, just seen someone post “picking my kid from the daycare, I’m always on some sidequest 🤣” side Quest?!? NIGGA THATS YOUR LIFE
CaffeineCoco retweeted
alright ur t shot is all done! …what? u meant t as in testosterone? oh… i thought u meant t as in t virus. well! the good news is ur still gonna transition!
CaffeineCoco retweeted
Replying to @DdumGum
America slander is hard cause it’s either:
1. Something Americans already make fun of themselves for (ineffective)
2. Making fun of children (horrifically immoral)
3. Something European countries have also done or still do (projection)
CaffeineCoco retweeted
You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there



































