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I’M A GIRL PLEASE STOP DMING ME “heyyy did I see you at the bar last night haha” AND “your name sounds soooo familiar” STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Joined February 2023
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the Beatles cartoon designs
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look at this diva i found
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handjob from a maximalist got u like YEEEEEEEOUCH OUCHIE! OUCH!! it’s turning green!! OWWWW!! #WearingLike14RingsAndTheyreAllFromTheThriftStore
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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me…... i have to dip. i control the sauce.
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In bed just slapping my ass for fun
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I just had the craziest most amazing goon of all time and this was the shit in autoscroll fuck my life
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Throwback to when I went to a halloween party in college and my mom told me I had to be home by midnight
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"ship art" and its the 2 characters beating the shit outta eachother 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂😭👀👀😭👀😭 more👀👀 of that👀 pls 👀👀
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Pulled a thorn out of my arm and stabbed a tick with it
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just came up with this pose while eating chicken
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A waterbender cumbending
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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can you guys tell when I make something bc I was annoyed
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I hate when people use side quest wrong, just seen someone post “picking my kid from the daycare, I’m always on some sidequest 🤣” side Quest?!? NIGGA THATS YOUR LIFE
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이건 단순히 마이크를 만진게 아닌 모스부호임 푸틴은 김정은 측을 바라보며 마이크 두개를 어루어 만졌는데 이후 김정은도 같은 행동을 함이는 푸틴의 신호는 이 마이크처럼 섬세하게 니 유두를 만져 절정 시키고 싶다는 뜻, 김정은은 이를 보고 오늘밤 이라며 승낙의 신호를 보낸 상황임
⚡️🚨 Putin and Kim Jong Un used hand signals to negotiate and make decisions in a room full of world leaders. 🇷🇺🇰🇵
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Got the chicken that makes you want to hurt yourself and others
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alright ur t shot is all done! …what? u meant t as in testosterone? oh… i thought u meant t as in t virus. well! the good news is ur still gonna transition!
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Replying to @DdumGum
America slander is hard cause it’s either: 1. Something Americans already make fun of themselves for (ineffective) 2. Making fun of children (horrifically immoral) 3. Something European countries have also done or still do (projection)
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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i rarely block but i saw a dude hatin on ritz crackers and cantaloupe. no interest in the rest of their thoughts
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