CedrickBernard™

Being a DD for girls is like having four kids. Two of them are crying, one can't find her shoes, and the last one doesn't want to leave lmao

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Just remembered my chinese was in the fridge so

Tell yo main nigga he yo ex now

Im a hilton head hoe

So I’m on a road trip and I’m super ashy and I really hope the boy next to me isn’t looking at my legs cause them shits is SNOW white 🤐

I am disgusted that Trump said adoption agencies can legally discriminate against gay couples, every kid should have an option to a happy home despite the parents sexual orientation! ignorance is still a bliss

*bassnectar

Come here y’all

Next person to play me is getting Tazed. Now look at us, both shocked🤷🏼‍♀️

Random thought: a dogs entire body is basically scalp

Omg my first tweet of the year... hey hoes my New Years resolution is be a fuckin thottie all year long let the hoetivities begin