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— need to find the people who wanted pep's head last season.
will be visiting a few timelines to engage.
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99 CARTONS SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God! I honestly don't even know what to say. I am genuinely short of words.
I want to sincerely appreciate every single person who made this initiative a success. I don't even want to start mentioning names individually because I wouldn't want to leave anyone out. From the very first person who sent me a message, to the first person who liked my post, reposted it, shared it, offered advice, visited my store or patronised me, I see you, I appreciate you, and I am genuinely grateful.
Thank you so much for standing by me from day one. Every single like, repost, message, encouragement and act of support contributed to making this happen. God bless you abundantly.
A very special shout-out to the Port Harcourt (PH) community. You guys have been absolutely amazing! To everyone who reposted, encouraged me, visited my store, patronised me and offered words of advice, I am deeply grateful. I promise to keep finding ways to give back to this wonderful community. You guys have made my year!
Honestly, this feels like an early December present from you all, and I couldn't have asked for a better one.
May God continually bless you, replenish your pockets, open doors for you and make everything you lay your hands upon prosper.
Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for showing up. Thank you for making this work.
I promise to be an icon of hope. I promise to be an icon of peace.
I am deeply grateful. Thank you, thank you, thank you! ❤️
— imagine if they channeled the amount they used on the coastal road into improving power supply.
just imagine.
SMFH.
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No, it's not fucked up. They are just too unintelligent to figure out a more effective, safer way to do this. No one is stopping them besides their brain power.
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And from a communications point of view, this kind of strategy is far more effective than ANC telling voters "we gave you grants. We gave you freedom." It wasn't just Gwede. A lot of them did it. I remember one Minister cornering a student at a tertiary institution telling him how he was there because of the ANC. It doesn't work. Especially when you know nothing about that student - maybe he has no money for food and transport; maybe he has debts, maybe his siblings sre also struggling. They are abrasive, tone-deaf and very often adopt a triumphalist tone. The ANC's generic messaging (grants, freedom) can never beat these directed, forensic case studies. But they will say "You just hate the ANC." They listen to cheerleaders and that's why they are here.
You don’t even need a massive budget just do your job!
Service delivery!
Your work must speak for itself.
Helen’s campaign was super expensive because it was two pronged
-Highlight the massive failures
- Offer hope
Campaign Admin staff salaries …
Travel, accommodation, sustenance
Plus the merch and prop hire to do all her stunts.
Security too!
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Una funny gan. An imam openly threatened the life of a Christian pastor. Placed a bounty on his head and doubled it despite receiving backlash.
But this pastor did too much. Okkk
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It’s 2026, and supposedly educated people are still competing in the Bigotry Olympics while the political class feasts on their collective misery. Your lives aren’t improving, your leaders are getting richer, yet tribal and religious bigotry remains your priority. What a tragedy.
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I got back to Lagos today from Ib and i have thrown out over 100k worth of cook and raw food.
Apparently they dint give us light since Wednesday and i travelled on Thursday
Today now now, i don fire gen with 20k fuel for a start. By night another 20k go don climb.
ITS NOT LIFE WE ARE LIVING IN THIS COUNTRY.
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Nigga tweeted a "How to get away with murder in Sokoto" and is saying people who are scared are suffering from mental illness.
What a joker.
— a nigerian mocking a south-african?!
like, aren't y'all in the same group of ultra retardation?
