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Manchester United really looked at Mason Greenwood and Garnacho and somehow decided they could do without Greenwood. 😭 If you're ever feeling bad about a decision you've made, remember that one. 🥺
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Nigeria's Flamingos make history as the first African nation to win the u17 Women's world cup. CONGRATULATIONS GIRLS. WHAT A NIGHT.
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If you see wetin Slavia Praha admin do Arteta and Merino for tik tok. 😂
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Jude is class.
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Enzo Maresca's City are down. 2-0
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Both Jackson and Delap have scored against their former manager, Maresca. What a time to be alive.
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Who is going to tell bro?
if delap can score against you then your team is beyond pathetic!
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Streets are saying "e don red for the red devils" if you check the premier league table.
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"Almost ruined Cole Palmer with rigidity" "Made Malo Gusto a clueless player" "João Pedro is not a 20-goal a season striker" "Acheampong? I have no words man" All these players have some scores to settle with that bald fraud.
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Real Madrid, e no go spoil for you. Get innnnnnn 🔥🔥 1-0 Madrid.
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Arsenal narrowly beat Hull City, Manchester Cheaty got stuck in the Nottingham Forest but Real Madrid are already piping Valenciaga as expected and it's not even full time yet. Watch Barcelona beat Atletico again tomorrow. "Technical league una"
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Everyone is busy out there talking about Manchester City and Maresca while Manchester United are out there moving dangerously on the league table.
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Delap saw that Enzo Maresca was the man that almost ruined his career and he locked in😂😭
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Hull have been playing in the Premiership like they've been in the Premier League for 5 seasons. #ARSHUL
The only thing helping in the prem is their defense. Their Attackers don't have attacking intelligence at all.#ARSHUL
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Noni Madueke has never Changed, the moment he does something great he finds way to fuck it up. #ARSHUL
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Whilst we were busy watching Arsenal, Cardiff City were scripting one of the craziest comebacks in the Championship. 😭 4–1 DOWN -> 5–4 UP Cardiff scored FOUR goals after going three goals behind to snatch victory in the 90+4th minute. Burnley, what just happened?! 🤯⚽️
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What ever is happening to Manchester City, Enzo Maresca and Enzo Fernandez They deserves it
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Haaland is already regretting singing the 9 and half years contract extension
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😂 I play haram ball, I win. You play beautiful football, you lose. Arsenal fans, don't mind anybody. I'm with you on this one. Even Man City have just given us another example. 😭
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Before today Liam Delap has failed to score in five consecutive Premier League matches .what a nice way to pay respect to your former coach😅😅
😂 I play haram ball, I win. You play beautiful football, you lose. Arsenal fans, don't mind anybody. I'm with you on this one. Even Man City have just given us another example. 😭
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Soft ☺️☺️
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