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Incoherent rambling with brief moments of lucidity. Irony posting except for Ziam slander. JDM, Hunt, Hokit, BSD, Kav, Clancy Jr, Ank, Leka, Dillashaw glazer

Joined October 2025
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Rango pretending to like a nobody just to be my enemy
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Maybe rango does deserve to live
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
Do not be fooled. This fight is not close
Ian Machado Garry will fight Yaroslav Amosov at #UFCSaudiArabia on December 5th. (first rep. @BestFightPicks) #UFC #MMA #UFCParamount #UFConParamount #UFC2026 #CoMainEvent 5 rounds.
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
What a ko by Walker, moving to HW genuinely saved his chin and career. To chin Waldo is incredibly impressive to me so thats a huge statement even tho he was looking like shit for a bit #UFCVegas124
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
Thank god, fuck waldo awful fighter
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
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“There’s a solid chance Pinto won’t be fighting on the London card” POLAR BEARS DONT LOSE IN DECEMBER.
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@ColdedRango how walker started moving
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Dropped his ass so badly holy shit
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Y’all have no idea how long i’ve been waiting for this motherfucker Waldo to get ruthlessly finished like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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NEVER WRONG JUST EARLY FUCK WALDO
WALDO CORTES ACOSTA DEAD IN THE CANVAS!!!’ #UFCVEGAS124
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"Smile if you have a ranked win at HW"
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
God, sometimes even I’m overwhelmed by the sheer extent of my own intelligence
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
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Love u Rango
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Slumped Cold Rango retweeted
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K I N G R A N G O 👑
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King
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this kid is special
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Wow you’re a genius kid
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Rango and I were very smart this week
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Love ya Rango
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Never doubted you for a second bud 😁
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