I banged my head and woke up a genius 😂
Joined February 2012
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Colin retweeted
To those who are bashing 95 year old Barbara Barrie who chose assisted suicide in her battle with terminal cancer, saying that it was up to God when she died. I'd like to say it's clear you've never watched someone die of terminal cancer and MIND YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!
Got a nice wee bottle of whisky? For after work.
Going to families house.
Just put me in the corner with a few whiskies and ill be happy lol
Colin retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Colin retweeted
Listen to me. Ozempic vagina is when that weight loss drug makes you drop fat real fast, and the soft padding down there shrinks up. Area gets deflated, a little saggy looking, like the volume left the building. Not the drug itself punching it, just the quick loss, you know what I'm sayin. Some ladies spend cash to plump it back.
Colin retweeted
Just finished watching this movie.
ITS GREAT TO HAVE RAW UNCENSORED COMEDY BACK.
WE NEED MORE OF THIS.
Colin retweeted
I've got some STANLEY CARLA Work Shoes UK 10 here - id like to send them to someone who is maybe working in a factory or inside and is in need of a pair of good quality work shoes (not boots) - I will clean them up and post them FREE. DM me privately. RT / share please 🙏
Colin retweeted
Repost if you wish @rickygervais would host another awards show.
Colin retweeted
Hey Papa H, free advice for ya…. Do not post about the PLE in which the company you work for is sending their talent into an active terrorist hotspot.
