Apparently, I cock around on #social for a living. Agency MD, with a passion for filmmaking and creative content. Occasionally seen on TV #marketing #digital

All Cannings, Wiltshire
Joined April 2009
Shocking behaviour by @skytv - a rep made commitments to us last Thurs (all recorded) and left us feeling positive. Subsequently 3 colleagues on 3 other calls reaffirmed commitments, including canx team member. Transpires we've been lied to 4 times. 16 years as a customer ending.
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Agents of the business made clear, recorded, and noted on their system of commitments given. We're told, "It's misinformation and nothing we can do." Systemic failure of customer service across 4 staff members in three different teams is more than 'misinformation.'
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16 years as a customer, and when lied to consistently and comprehensively, we're told there is no escalation process. No manager or leadership oversight to resolve Sky-made issues. Speechless that such conduct is just brushed under the carpet.
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Lee Dixon is the commentator you’d book for a funeral. Somber. #ITV #WorldCup2026
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Hiring for permanent roles has fallen to its slowest pace in 10 months as nervous business owners take on temporary workers instead. The retreat by companies in May reflected “low confidence” in the economy as inflation triggered by the Iran war drove costs higher. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/business/202…
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RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike #Ad
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The not so covert filming 🤦‍♂️
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Here is the BOMBSHELL picture of Southampton analyst hiding behind tree & using phone to spy on Middlesbrough! 🔍 Our Spygate investigation reveals strong links of intern to Tonda Eckert & bank card payment trail! 👇 FULL STORY 👇 mol.im/a/15814229
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🚨 Arne Slot is making HISTORY at Liverpool... just the wrong kind. 😳📉 ❌ First time Man Utd doing the double over us in a decade First time losing 6 of 7 games since 1902, until Arne Slot. ❌ PSV Eindhoven had never beaten Liverpool FC in 112 years, until Slot. ❌ Manchester City hadn’t done the double over Liverpool in 89 years, until Slot. ❌ Plymouth Argyle hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 68 years, until Slot. ❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost a home domestic cup game by 3+ without scoring since 1934, until Slot. ❌ Manchester United hadn’t won at Anfield since 2016, until Slot. ❌ Conceded 5 league 90th-minute winners in one Premier League season, until Slot. ❌ Nottingham Forest hadn’t won at Anfield in 55 years, until Slot. ❌ Fulham FC hadn’t won at Craven Cottage vs Liverpool since 2011, until Slot. ❌ Galatasaray SK hadn’t kept a clean sheet vs an English side since 2012, until Slot. ❌ Chelsea FC hadn’t won back-to-back vs Liverpool since 2014, until Slot. ❌ Crystal Palace FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool at Selhurst Park since 2014, until Slot. ❌ Newcastle United FC hadn’t beaten Liverpool in 9 years, hadn’t won a cup game since 1995, and had never beaten them in a final, until Slot. ❌ Liverpool hadn’t lost to a Championship side since 2017, until Slot. ❌ First home loss vs Newcastle since 2012, until Slot Arne Slot love breaking records !!
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Chelsea parent company BlueCo 22, which owns both Chelsea and Strasbourg, and strips out all the transactions between group companies, lost £630m in 24/25, taking total losses since the company formed in 2022 to £1,675 million, or £10.4m a week since the acquisition date of Chelsea
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Given that double-glazing was introduced to the UK market in the 1970s, becoming widespread in the 1980s, are you sure you don't mean soundproofed triple-glazing?
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An outstanding broadcaster who once again nails every word in a powerful, and sadly accurate message:
Kate Scott's powerful statement on racism in football ❤️
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The idea of changing around movie craft to accommodate viewer distraction is so depressing.
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck on Rogan taking about how Netflix has changed filmmaking. A major considerations is dealing with distracted viewers. To keep them tuned in, “you re-iterate the plot 3-4x in the dialogue because people are on their phones.” Then, in action films, you change the ordering of climatic fights. In traditional action films, you’d have “three set pieces” in every act (I, II, III) and each would “ramp up” (spend the big money on third set piece). But streaming has to hook viewers within 5 minute, so the incentive is to put a major battle or action sequence much earlier. Also, the directors have less incentive to make a film look great because so many people watch on laptops and phones. They do say that streaming allows for more bets on risky projects since the theatre economics are geared towards IP, sequels and super-heroes. Example: an independent film with a $25m budget would spend $25m on marketing (1:1 ratio). But since it splits box office with the theatre, the film needs to make $100m (1/2 of which is $50m) just to break even. They’re realistic about the state of film and call it a supply-demand issue. If the demand is for at-home viewing (eg. Netflix 300m+ subs), then filmmaking approach will change to feed the algo. When there’s demand for theatre, Damon will go team up with Christopher Nolan to make “The Odyssey”.
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A wonderful welcome home from Wiltshire served to me this morning. Stunning views across the farm.
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This is utter genius from Hannah Hampton. Other goalkeepers will surely be taking notes from this. 👏👏👏
Hannah hampton just went on talk sport and revealed that during the pen shootout she realised Cata had her waterbottle in the goal with the stats for penalties on it. So hannah picked it up and threw it into the crowd and replaced it with her water bottle. When beth went up to
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Really starting to question if @GWRHelp First Class tickets are worth the money. On another train not offering the paid-for first class service. There’s always an excuse for why it’s so. The prices stay the same elevated cost.
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Got rid of De Gea, and spent £40m on Onana.
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I will never understand why anyone thought Onana was an upgrade on @D_DeGea
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“Under a Labour government we would freeze energy bills. We wouldn’t allow them to go up.” ~ Keir Starmer Snake oil salesmanship. UK domestic energy prices are to rise by 6.4% in April to £1,849 a year on average.
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Love him or hate him, you have to admit this is impressive.
- Fans boo Neymar - Neymar tells them to be louder - Neymar then scores directly from the corner GÊNIO!!!!!!!!! 🥶
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The financial challenges facing @ManUtd , the cuts & cultural reset are not 12-months in the making. It’s been 20 years. The tough decisions being made result from a decade of pouring away over £1b on transfers, and £40m on managers. Business turnarounds are always painful.
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