@ColinMGee

Founder/editor @GorkoThe | Robinson Crusoe Maybe @UrbanPigsPress | Left in the Lurch @nydumbo | The Penult @LEFTOVERBooks

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I wrote a haiku On the topic of our spawn Reach out -- touch froggy
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So ignorant of politics I was asked to leave my own country
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Danny Burgers!!!!!!! Give him the mvp
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THE LANTERN - Jennifer Ostopovich (@jrostopovich) "I blew out the flame, and the world all around was plunged into an inky darkness. The Devil’s raucous laughter split the night, resounding through the forest like the braying of a rabid goat." apocalypse-confidential.com/…

THE LANTERN

The light had already begun to fall victim to the shadows and darkness threatened to swallow the sun. I cradled my root close, fearful of extinguishing the precious life inside. My little Jack-of-t...

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What is your clumsiest tweet show me your dance move baby
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My toenails are so fckn long what happened did I die
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Have never read @ColinMGee Where is a good place to start
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These were fun to translate. I got to be true to my inner compass, which tells me that often Russian should sound slightly odd in English, though Iryna also often writes plainly. For rhyme's sake alone, many weird transformations occurred.
Ape House@apehousemagOct 26
Today in the Ape House: Three Poems by Iryna Somkina @tlkncrt translated by Stephan Crown-Weber @crownweber Read it on the stack apehousemagazine.substack.co…
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The goats per 1000 people map but readers per 1000 writers.
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More of you need to contemplate this on a Sunday evening.
Terrible Maps
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Goats per 1,000 people (US)
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Chekken Little yummmmmm @Sangriabeard
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This Halloween, only at The Gorko The 2026 @Sangriabeard Halloween Chalk Spectacular: Black Velvet Featuring Tickle Tank 3000, Hemlock Gardens, and Pre-party Scarecrow
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We can figure this out. Ok I figured it out.
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She flack her mane of golden hair and wunk once in my direction English is a beautiful language
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The Gorko Weekly Preview YOUR HOROSCOPE by @BenMacnair Baseball with the Professor @RevolutionJohnM TREES: WHAT CAN WE DO TO STOP THEM FROM LEAVING? Short fiction from @Depreciationism Costume conundrums from Patrick Carella Theme of the Week 2 poems by James Croal Jackson
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Gentleman farmer stole my milk cow
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Urge to reply in earnest to your bait about moviegoing etiquette: squashed. HOWEVER FUUUUUUUCK YOU NO, I am going to laugh when I want to even when no joke has been made and kick the back of your damn chair as I chortle and make remarks with my buddies. Ha!!!!!! EAT SHITTTT!!!!
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"The ancient philosophers" Holy moley never been so disrespected in my entire dang life
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You know the sociopath cyberwriter survey that's been going around? Course not bc I made it up, but would love @whduryea to write it up if it existed.
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