Grogurt 💚

I need to be there at 10am and I don’t know where I’m going. I’ll need 10min to find it just in case I get lost, 20 mins to find parking in case there is none, 30 minutes to drive there in case of traffic, 45 mins to get ready… sets alarm for 7am #anxiouspeoplemath #GirlMath

Instagram vs Reality: Paramore Edition @paramore #ParamoreNYC2 #paramore #thisiswhy #hayleywilliams

To the writers of @TedLasso, please stop making me cry every week. It’s supposed to be a fun show about sports! 😭#TedLassoSeason3

I am going to see Paramore in concert next year!!!! 🤩

Look at that beef cake 😍 … I’m talking about the Smörgåstårta #GreatBritishBakeOff @_yarnes

Saturdays are for the boys @THK05

My vet just told me that my dog is manipulating me to get better food and treats

My best friend Stephen is getting married! We are going on a bachelor trip to Nashville next week! If you want to buy Stephen a drink, venmo me!

To the people who tell me not to worry when I’m the only source of income in my household and I am actively juggling 100 things at once during the busiest and most fucking expensive year of my life …

Lol when people ask you for a favor on your birthday

Staff member: I can’t see it under my account Me (systems administrator at work): we shared it with you. It’s there. Staff member: I looked again and I still can’t see it Me: *logs in as staff member and immediately sees it* Me: it’s right there… look again…

I can’t drink anything without my dog taking a sip when I turn my back. This includes coffee, water, cocktails, wine, and soda. So far her favorite is my favorite - Magners Irish Cider

In case anyone was wondering, getting a dog means you accidentally walk 4 miles a day from now on.