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Software Engineer (with emotions) • Two Sigma • 🇳🇬

Joined June 2020
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
I love having a man .. I’m omw to Mexico with $20😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Soft blocked. I can’t be cool with someone (of which I thought we were cool till this very moment) who goes out of their way to set me up for drags for no apparent reason. I have not offended you in any way. You won’t ruin my week. Flourish. God bless.
I might know someone who can help. What kinda Range Rover is it? There’s a high chance that she approved all the parts used to make it tbh.
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
One big fool is planning to carry mic and camera to go and ask people on the streets if they can sing the new anthem and I hope they leave plank on your head
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
We have never been that important We need to deal with our ego and stop talking like this One Restaurant in Houston outearns Ekiti state's IGR annually This delusion is why we don't knuckle down and build up and it has to stop
The fact is that a Nigeria that works is a threat to the Global powers. Nobody is coming to save you. You have to save yourself.
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Replying to @1BENNY7G @benny7gg
Na me but keep me anonymous
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
YES WE HAD A MOMENT 😭 @ayrastarr
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Just finished my last semester of law school …
Just finished my first semester of law school
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Replying to @0rieno
Sorry. They were praying
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
One year on, my friends and I reference this ALL THE TIME.
What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?
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Replying to @Heymoshimoshii
Boy went to go out the game cleats on & said
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Watching someone unknowingly eat 6/7 edibles is beyond evil. Worse thing is you OFFER them those edibles in the name of a prank??! A person you know has never touched edibles in her entire life. Now she has to take pills possibly for the rest of her life. I'm sorry, I'd sue.
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
And decently. I know what they did isn’t some grand evil or anything, and of course I have always known we Nigerians to be mad ppl, but something about his story just… Something is deeply wrong with us.
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Japanese people at times. He laughed when he told me the story and the only question in my head was “why?” What would it have cost you to have simply reserved a place in advance or gone to another restaurant. Why is it so hard to do the simplest, most basic things properly?
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Just adding this here…. Wasn’t even surprised at the elders responses
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Wizkid don go 😂😂😂 xitter.gq/iam_gomez2/status/1750…
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
is broke in the room with us rn?
I WAS BROKE AF THE WHOLE YEAR BUT BABY WE MADE IT
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Your name is Dayo, My name is Yinka. But you're telling me to go back to Anambra because I support Peter Obi. The people who won elections are buying 120million naira cars. Dayo, you and I are complaining about the price of spaghetti and tomatoes. Dayo, Am I your enemy?
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Collins Chikeluba retweeted
Replying to @Hennyy_x
Yes. Yes I do. Do you know that was a stupid question?🧐
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