@ColonelCoochi3

Every human life is a long option, bleeding in linear time, with great exponential possibilities @GreenFrogDAO

 Donating USDT to perpetuals
Joined May 2017
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How would you solve this common Citadel interview question?
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People shocked at the effects of leverage after months of no market action despite this happening every single time
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"order filled"
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Le High Horse
Horse
@TheFlowHorse31 May 2024
If you learn anything from the Ansem celebrity nonsense, let it be that it is ok to just say "Alright guys, I fucked up, I am wrong", rather than resorting to this type of gymnastics.
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steam machines starting at $1049 and you're celebrating $MU 86% margins
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Many are making fun of Kyle salami but not enough are making fun of the DiaperLiquid OG
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@mk4_lul27 Aug 2025
diaperliquid
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Count your days for this bait headline @z00m3rf13d
zoomer
@zoomerfiedMay 29
[ ZOOMER ] THE CFTC APPROVES PERPS TO OPERATE AND BE OFFERED TO US USERS: FILING
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waiting for Leopold's 13F is like watching a @blknoiz06 stream during memecoin season and hoping he mentioned your bags
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have not followed Citrini too closely, and now I'm too afraid to ask what happened to his previous two analysts in the Gulf
Citrini
@citriniApr 5
Strait of Hormuz: A CitriniResearch Field Trip The Field Report from Analyst #3 is live. citriniresearch.com/p/strait…

Strait of Hormuz: A Citrini Field Trip

Analyst #3 on Assignment

citriniresearch.com
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Is it too late to give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize
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Trillions.
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At what point does the US/Israel smuggle a nuclear warhead into iran, blow it up, blame Iran for having a nuclear weapons program, say they were trying to launch something and all we did was stop them
tradfi news
@tradfiMar 23
*TRUMP: IRAN BRAGGED TO ME ABOUT HAVING NUCLEAR WEAPON MATERIAL *TRUMP: IRAN'S BRAGGING MADE ME ANXIOUS *TRUMP: IRAN HAS ONE MORE OPPORTUNITY TO END THREATS TO AMERICA *TRUMP: WORLD WILL BE MUCH SAFER SOON
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0xCoochie retweeted
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@ColonelCoochi3Mar 12
Replying to @lBattleRhino
“Are you all ready for your trading lessons?” Soros gulps 😳 Thiccy breathes heavily😰 Threadguy nods nervously😥 Druckenmiller sighs🫠 Bessent gasps for air😨 Citrini gets teary eyed🥹 "Yes, jonah van bourg" They all say in unison
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fellas be like "fading Bessent and Trump here with 4 figs in oil"
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No comment
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@jvb_xyzMar 9
It was always gonna end this way
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Can we skip the war part and build a new Mar-a-lago in Iran already
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A decade of trading oil leads to fire calls like these
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@jvb_xyzMar 3
Oil is still a fade. Also, I'm not your dad.
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What Korean do we have to sacrifice to stop the daily circuit breakers
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> Claude, find a suitable sperm donor > Claude, schedule my wife's fertility clinic appointment > Claude, impregnate my wife > Claude, my baby came out black, revert changes
Claude
@claudeaiFeb 17
This is Claude Sonnet 4.6: our most capable Sonnet model yet. It’s a full upgrade across coding, computer use, long-context reasoning, agent planning, knowledge work, and design. It also features a 1M token context window in beta.
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