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Tom Steyer was the moderate@steelersbu22792Sep 7

Some 2026 midterm hot takes: - I think Dems win multiple toss up Senate seats by double digits - Annie Andrews wins in South Carolina and by more than 1% - Talarico wins by more than Ted Cruz did in 2018 - We see at least one Trump +20 house seat flip this year

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@ColtonMLongNov 4

✅ marked safe from Tanner McKee

@AdamSchefterNov 4

A QB change in Philadelphia: the Eagles are naming Joe Milton their starting QB and benching Tanner McKee for Sunday’s game vs. the Giants, per @mikegarafolo and me.

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@ColtonMLongNov 4

This feels like the dawn of a new era in American politics, the post-Trump era, and I have no idea what that looks like and that’s … exciting?

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Texas really turned blue before the Cowboys could make the Super Bowl again that’s so wild

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I’m having so much trouble wrapping my head around South Carolina flipping, it just … never crossed my mind

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man I’m shocked calling him “Talafreako” a thousand times didn’t work

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@ColtonMLongNov 3

I have a confession to make. I’ve committed voter fraud, and I’d like to turn myself in. I illegally voted for James Talarico 126 times in six different cities. My name is Chris Kuper and I’m the offensive line coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.

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LeZRunns@zrunnsNov 3

Fixed it

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Philadelphia Eagles

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let's goooooooooooooooo

Embark on your next journey to Tamriel in The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel.

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@ColtonMLongNov 3

Sam Darnold has regressed to the old Sam Darnold

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@ColtonMLongNov 2

they pissed me off

@ColtonMLongNov 2

don’t piss me off, @Eagles

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don’t piss me off, @Eagles

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@ColtonMLongNov 1

MINSHEW MANIA THE COWBOYS SUCK

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@ColtonMLongNov 1

I REPEAT MYSELF

@ColtonMLongOct 31

this applies to everyone

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@ColtonMLongNov 1

that’s why I have 0 kids under the age of 5, in fact I have 0 kids at all

@FieldYatesNov 1

That whole extra hour of sleep for daylight savings is cool until you have 3 kids under the age of 5.

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this applies to everyone

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@ColtonMLongOct 30

margaret qualley, I have a much better hairline than jack antonoff

@PopCraveOct 30

Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley have filed for divorce, PEOPLE reports.

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Seb 🇲🇽@sabooschinOct 29

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damn this one hurts

The Hollywood Reporter

Patrick Stewart, 'Star Trek' Captain and 'X-Men' Superhero, Dies at 86 hollywoodreporter.com/movies…

Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86

Patrick Stewart, ‘Star Trek’ Captain and ‘X-Men’ Superhero, Dies at 86

He’s forever known for playing Jean-Luc Picard and Charles Xavier, whom he “admired for their morality, for their kindness, for their sensitivity, for their compassion.”

hollywoodreporter.com

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Flash@flash_man5Oct 29

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