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Eeyore

@CombatAccurate

Firearms Dealer / AK Supremacist

 Arizona, USA
Joined November 2025
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Peak male experience
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Turns out you can’t win elections by betraying your constituents and accomplishing nothing that you promised 🤷‍♂️
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Replying to @passthekoolaid3 @Anc_Aesthetics
if an all american like vivek ramshamamwy can’t win in the rust belt who can?
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I would have voted Republican But the Republican Party chose Israel, war in Iran, and Epstein Clients So, no thanks
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Big Daddy
@_B1G_D4DDYNov 3
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The American midterm election
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Dlbdsm@dlbdsmOct 20
Replying to @Belowavgutdad
I'm over 20 and have places to be that don't include a stint in jail.. No I will not be physically engaging anyone voluntarily.
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stroking while the irons hot
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Normalize the “get home bag” instead of the “bug out bag” and then things will start to make sense
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mama zaku@ZinZakuOct 6
commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child
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Sneeze@v3nxs1xOct 5
life is a blowjob and i’m getting straight teeth rn
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“what is that you’ve got written on your helmet?” “god hates fags sir” “what is that on your phone?” “fagslop sir” “you wear god hates fags and like fagslop? what is that some kind of sick joke?” “duality of man, NIGGER”
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The realest thumbnail to title ratio in YT history.
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I think niggers like the sound of smoke detectors because they sound like shoes scuffing on a basketball court.
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Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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@popitforpoppaSep 21
finish your alcohol there's sober kids in africa
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Apparently in the Golden Age you need to drive less, stop eating beef, and be constantly surveilled.
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Things I won’t do again… get an apartment unit facing the pool
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I urge you all to buy protection. Protect you and your family. When the trucks stop, the grocery stores will go empty. When the grocery stores go empty, looters will go house to house searching for food. These fuel prices are not sustainable. Sooner or later the system is going to implode. Don't believe me? Fine. You were warned.
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