Vortex

"CHAOS, I CRAVE CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!" [-|-]Vortex Joins Parody Twitter[-|-]

"alr, see you next time, Bee" and just like that, Vortex is gone.

"Alr, I understand... I'll give him some time to adjust... but if he shoots at me one more time, I can't promise that nothing bad will happen to him in self defense."

"Yeah, but when have I ever harmed you or the other autobots when I'm not on a mission?.. well, besides when we were at war."

"well, that's quite interesting... but that's all of my question, thank you for being calm about answering them... Mirage earlier was not so.. calm or chill about it."

"one more thing.... and this is about the whole relationship thing... how is it dating or being married to someone who's not a cybertronian? like is it better than you expected or just as you expected?"

"well- there goes all of my questions.... I always wondered what it was like having another being in someone's head.... but ig that answered my question..."

"... THEY MADE A WHAT!? great... never knew that was possible, but sure.... yk what, it's none of my business, idk why I'm even question your romantic business... but back to Goldbug being in your head, wouldn't it be annoying for someone being in your head for such a long time?"

"okay, okay, I get that part... but we're Cybertronians, Bee, we're giants compared to most of other species, especially food related beings, so one wrong step, or too much pressure and boom, crack, snap, you harmed them on accident."

"oh, right!!- I was wondering... one, since when was Goldbug part of you or since when did you two first share a body.. two, why the hell are you married to a cookie... you do realize that it's a cookie, right? its food, Bee... you're married to food, Bee... just why?"

"hm... I guess as long as it's in a place where it can get sunlight and water, but that's just some advice..."

Vortex jumps into Bumblebee's window "yo, what's up bee-" Vortex looks at Bumblebee's plant "Yo, cool plant, what is it?"

"A CORVETTE!? Yk what, I'm not even gonna ask...."

"yk what... Imma try to find Bee, I need to get to the bottom of this..."

"okay, so let me get this straight... you have no idea why you like horses, and you have no idea why Goldbug and Bee likes cookies.... Is Bee on a mission right now?"

"so you admit it!! at least you admit it, that's better now... so why do y'all take interests in the things that y'all do."

"Okay, but you're insane, Bee is insane, and Goldbug is insane... glad to know that"

"... and I can't believe Jazz is the only normal one out of y'all... and I honestly hate that guy, tbh, he's annoying in my opinion..."

"ONE CYBERTRONIAN IS THE ONLY NORMAL ONE!? I MEAN, DATING A COOKIE IS ALSO WEIRD, BUT I'M NOT JUSTIFYING EITHER, BOTH ARE FUCKING WEIRD!! tbh I'm starting to think us Decepticons are the sane faction out of the two, and I'm supposed to be insane here!!"