@ComedyPotPie

From the insanely dark mind of comedian @michaellanejr | Season 2 of the Comedy Pot Pie podcast available everywhere. ☠️

 Detroit, MI
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Joined January 2019
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I’m not going to ask you again—who’s a good boy?
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Michael Lane Jr.
@MichaelLaneJrSep 18
Detroit Lions 🤝 Lindsay Clancy Unacceptable Defense
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Michael Lane Jr.
@MichaelLaneJrSep 13
how I run in my dreams
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Michael Lane Jr.
@MichaelLaneJrSep 4
Happy ‘I get to be a psychopath cause I went into Labor’- Day weekend.
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RT @MichaelLaneJr: As soon as Lindsay Clancy took accountability for herself American women knew something had to be wrong. …
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Oh no 🤣
Michael Lane Jr.
@MichaelLaneJrAug 27
RIP the Great Lakes acronym HOMES Insert— SHAME
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My heart will go on
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open.spotify.com/episode/4mX…
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If Weird Al doesn’t come back here right now and cover ‘I wanna fuck you like a cannibal’ by NIN after watching ‘Dahmer’ then what are we even doing here
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You can take your wife out of the D, but you can never take the D outta your wife
BluNSilver™️@BSilver9217 Oct 2022
Sources say that Former Lion Golden Tate was traded to the Eagles due to the former Pro Bowler fooling around with Matt Patricia's Wife
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Is a V-8 a V-9 if I add vodka? It’s potato vodka…
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For reference
I was thinking about starting a Stranger Things tribute band but Finger Eleven was already taken.
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The stomach
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It’s been just me and my dog for so long now that when a girl gets all excited around me I ask her if she needs to go outside.
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Proud to announce that ‘Drinking and Driving’ will no longer be an issue for me as I can no longer afford to do both.
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Every morning I wake up— Twitter is such a weird place… Opens Facebook— what a weird place… Leaves house— this is such a weird place…
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Santa Clause Bill Cosby 🤝 come in your sleep
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My sex life is like a sinking ship. Women and children first.
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Everybody claiming that a rape baby is a “gift from god”, needs to realize that an abortion is simply a re-gift to god. That’s even Steven.
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“I always thought that ‘Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader’ would have been a way better title than ‘To Catch a Predator’ but I guess it was already taken.” - @MichaelLaneJr
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