Ellen Doyle

If Eye of the Tiger comes on while I’m doing anything I become epic. Even if that thing is buyin food @ a bar so I can use the bathroom #NYC

Most of my time spent in NYC is finding a bathroom. #UTI

Last night after purposefully isolating a crowd of mothers day patrons with my darkest joke, I leaned against the wall in the back of the theatre and by mistake turned on the house lights while the headliner was performing. Book me. I'm Hilarious #JoeandKarensProblem #comedy