
Political wonk. Laughtivist. Not into Lattes, but partial to SmashedAvo. Written for @SBScomedy, the AIMN & ProgressiveConversation. Often doesn't get own jokes
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I’m surprised the judges on @theblock didn’t give the girls 10s today. They are so bias towards them. One of them even said they “gifted” house 2 to the other contestants as though they should be grateful. They are just so bias it’s unbelievable.
Only watching #TheBlock now to (hopefully) see the girls house not sell on the day. I desperately want them to fail. I have never felt like this in any other series of the block.
Always with the politics of fear. If he’s not copying Hanson he’s copying Abbott.
When will the LNO realise that they actually need to develop a spine and work out what they stand for instead of trying to copy everyone else.
For small and family businesses, the last thing they need is another complicated toxic tax hanging over their heads.
Now the next grenade in Jim Chalmers’ horror budget has been discovered: a secret birth tax.
Adding a newborn to a family trust could trigger a 47% tax on its entire income.
Labor tried to tax death and divorce. Now they want to tax birth.
Families need certainty, not more Labor tax traps.
It’s only a matter of time before he dies his hair orange, buys a fish and chip shop and starts wearing a burka into parliament.
What a sad excuse for a politician.
The #BeigeBlock strikes again.
What do wealthy Victorians have against colour?
#TheBlock #TheBlockAu
Finally House Three does something outside the beige parameters of this year’s block and they get knocked down by the judges who tell them to return to boring.
#theblock
Has there ever been a pettier President than this one? And has there ever been a more childish White House?
These aren’t serious adults - they’re high school bullies being nasty because Canada wouldn’t hand over its lunch money. Pack of AaaaaHoles
It’s the beige season of #theblock
All the rooms look the same.
“a recent study showed…28 % of Australian boys aged 13-17… supporting “violence to resist feminism”.
One in three teenage school boys believe they should use violence against women to dominate them? What are they being taught exactly? thenewdaily.com.au/life/rela…
Hey @PaulineHansonOz - you say you answer to the Aussie people. Well that includes me.
You say you believe in “monoculturism” which is basically “you will agree with me or leave” - aka authoritarianism.
That’s not freedom. It’s not Aussie. It’s Trumpism. Piss off.
#Insiders
The rise of One Nation proves one thing - Aussies have had enough of the majors. I think we need a fourth option. Something like:
- The Yeah Nah Party
- The Least Worst Option Party
- The Everyone Else Is Shite Party
- The Politically Homeless Party
- The Anyone But Those Aholes
If Pauline Hanson is the answer - what was the question?
- How do we fix the system by making I even worse?
- How do we elect more people with criminal records to parliament?
- What’s the quickest way to make kiwis feel smug?
Kate M 🇦🇺 retweeted
“If they leave the parcel, it’s not us”, a spokesperson said.
theshovel.com.au/2026/05/27/…
It’s a sign of the times that my first thought, when I saw the meteor lights, wasn’t that it was a UFO - it was “Trump has finally lost it and is bombing Sydney”.









