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777 likes and I’ll do it. No joke full effort.
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Curry Barker's next film ‘ANYTHING BUT GHOSTS’ releases on May 7, 2027 in theaters. • Follows 2 con artists whose fake ghost hunting business spirals out of control after encountering a real ghost • Starring Curry Barker, Cooper Tomlinson, Aaron Paul & Bryce Dallas Howard
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#TheGunn I never doubted Lanterns you can check my history
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Kevin Feige says he feels like a gigantic loser and failure for ‘BLADE’ not happening. (Source: @joshuahorowitz)
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Good morning, JoJo enthusiasts! A very important post will be up soon. ☺️❤️
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try 2 months of no steel ball run
5 MONTHS WITHOUT GETTING CRACKED 😭😭😭😭😭
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A new study shows that individuals with similar levels of autistic traits are naturally drawn to one another. Brain scans reveal they use alternative, highly effective neural strategies to connect, challenging traditional deficit-based models of autism. dlvr.it/TSSN7t
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A woman that bosses me around but is kind hearted and cares for my best interests
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i can't believe this was actually said in a blockbuster film, in 2025. wow
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How it felt growing up preferring DC instead of Marvel
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Joker with reference
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starts with M and we all love him
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John Boyega originally thought Finn would become a Jedi in the #StarWars Sequel Trilogy and that he and Rey would eventually turn against each other “I assumed he was Force-sensitive from ‘The Force Awakens’ script ... I thought they were planning dual Jedis. I actually thought that they would Obi-Wan and Darth Vader us a bit. That we would turn against each other or something along those lines” (via @screenrant)
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How to get EVERY FREE SKIN in Marvel Rivals ✅
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We are GIVING AWAY a LAMB PC with @aftershockpcAU ! ✨️✨️✨️✨️ As a thank you to all the new Cult followers even if we're concerned about what you'll do with it if you win.🫡 ❤️Like 🔁 Retweet 👤 Be Following us for a chance to win!
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Gen. Mark Milley, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, on Matt Gaetz's critical race theory remarks: "I personally find it offensive that we are accusing the United States military, our general officers, our commissioned, non-commissioned officers of being 'woke' or something else."
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Ok Twitter, do your thing. If this gets 1k RTs, we’ll make $DOGE spendable at every single one of the 41k+ stores on Flexa. TOMORROW. cc @mcuban
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