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Joe Database

@CommonDBA

I'm a DBA, what more do you need to know?

 Close to the server
Joined August 2009
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Through the eyes of a #DBA everything looks different
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Handy memory aid
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Hello... read the mug before proceeding.
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When you wait too long to call the #DBA for help...
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Why most DBAs do not talk about what they do outside of work...
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#DBA problems...
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Just got a lovely new ornament for my tree this year
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The forecast from the #DBA
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The answer is always the same, even if the question changes.
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Help... I always seem to be dealing with this guy...
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That job that continues to run long past when you thought it should have finished
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A new approach to #cloud storage
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I finally lost control
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