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I promise nothing and deliver less| New Jewel Movement Supporter. |🩷@nocertainlynot 🩷

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Douglas A. Boneparth
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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@nocertainlynotNov 1
Cone check... still there!!!
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@nocertainlynotNov 1
Neil the seal & his cone🦭🧡
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Hurki@churki24Oct 31
"It's over for you Shmitt, nazis lost, now they will put Constitutional Court in every european country" "It maybe so, Kelsen, but Donald Tusk will avenge me" "Who?" "You'll see"
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Mattias
@BanAllBooksOct 26
The "emotional labor" of ogling my wife when she gets out of the shower and molesting her while she's cooking dinner
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Haydn, 🇵🇸@bilbosfootcombOct 25
You can do whatever you want in life and nobody can stop you. put magical girl cosmos holofoil on your Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card who gives a shit
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Paul Hundred, GED
@paul_hundredOct 18
They can’t keep getting away with it
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⭐️Starling⭐️🚅🚉🏳️‍🌈🔆🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🚀🛰️ (@Starl3ng814) profile picture⭐️Starling⭐️🚅🚉🏳️‍🌈🔆🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🚀🛰️@Starl3ng814Oct 18
elites blame a country's problems on immigrants to distract you from the real issues, which is themselves and other elites immigration is not a major issue
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lauren 🫟🫟@evilhotdogsOct 14
sex is unnatural and a punishment from god. People who have sex disgust me and they are going to hell. Sex is the scariest thing imaginable for me
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It takes 2 hours for a Montenegrin to colour in provinces for 9 nations
Nikola Petrović Njegoš 🇲🇪 (@crnagora1852) profile pictureNikola Petrović Njegoš 🇲🇪@crnagora1852Oct 14
This shit took 2 hours but whatever. Balkans if it was extremly based gigafly
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Normal Friend
@DayDreamHeteroOct 13
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Easter Jane Black@faintghostglowOct 11
Carrie is not an interesting enough story to be rebooted and discussed to death this many times
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Big Serge
@witte_sergeiOct 10
“At this time, Oleg was regent in Kiev for young Igor. This was when the Drevelians still held the right bank, and it was Igor who levied tribute from them, until he was killed in 945.” “Igor was in Young Frankenstein.”
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 10
JUST IN: Kremlin reveals neither Trump nor Putin wanted to hang up first during their “very friendly” 90-minute phone call.
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Solzhenixon@sardonic_greekOct 10
nyoids when they’re in a boring little neighborhood but there’s a sticker on a lamppost
brandon* (@brndxix) profile picturebrandon*
@brndxixOct 9
conservatives want the whole country to live in cookie-cutter suburbs
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Klonopin Centaur@facetedcarapaceOct 7
Wife: I feel like you aren't taking on a fair share of the household responsibilities. I feel overwhelmed by the mental load of managing it all. Husband: *words escaping his mouth before he even realizes what he's saying* I'll show you an absolutely mental load
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Mike is so back
@mikevio1aSep 30
Akhenaten looked disgusting--belly protruding--in his shendyt-kilt before the Aten. Very very disrespectful.
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@nocertainlynotSep 30
All because of a DM
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Caveman 🇺🇸 (@thecavedaddy) profile pictureCaveman 🇺🇸
@thecavedaddySep 27
All because of a DM
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𝘗𝘙𝘐𝘔𝘈
@nocertainlynotSep 27
Right-wing technocrat husband, left-wing populist wife
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@ComradeSnakeSep 27
Lolol
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Matthew Graham
@mattyryzeSep 27
omg I need it
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