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FORMER DRAG RACER-AMERICAN-SUPPORT OUR VETERANS-PRO CONSTITUTION-ASSHOLE-KINDA FUNNY

Alabama, USA
Joined July 2024
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So there’s no misunderstanding, here’s my gun permit. I do what I want because I can.
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She’s definitely my kid. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣
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My boss just made me cry. I was telling her stories of these little red kerosene lanterns that we used in our house. We only had power maybe half the year. She bought me a little light up Christmas one and we both cried lol
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I have no idea why I go out of my way to help out a company that pays me $10 an hour when they treat me like shit won’t give me a raise and they don’t pay me for travel expenses when I go to different stores to help them out. Every time they call me in to come in early like today which I’m doing right now I come in. This one-sided relationship isn’t working. I’m a loyal person to a fault and I give it everything I have without complaint with exception of today of course lol
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They can’t because they tried to kill government agents and got exactly what they had coming.
You better vote because they can't.
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I got my winter stuff out of the closet, and most of my stuff is destroyed by mice. Some of the holes I can put my freaking fist through. I got lucky yesterday at a thrift store and found this shirt for a dollar. It’s soft and warm and I can actually pull the flannel look off okay 👌🏼
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Better to have and not need, than to need and not have. Luckily we have an amendment for that.
Seems necessary to me! 😎
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This wise guy🤣🤣🤣 @TheUsefulTool has a point. They go straight for my forehead, while I go straight for their mothers.
We all know the types of men that come into conservative X Spaces, to troll females because their wives throw them down into the basement -where they play on their computer 💻 fidget with their micro-peen. 🔬🔍 and they take it out on everyone. @carmenL_v2 / @EmmyReloaded 🤣
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YEET LOL
Another one destroying a store They do this because nothing happens to them
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Gonna try to sleep. Catch you on the next episode!👊🏼😎🇺🇸
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My stash. Wafers are underrated.
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Shelby won a bracelet for getting 💯 on her test. She gave it to me. She also gave me four quarters because she knows I need money. She got upset when I told her no, so I took it and she was strutting like a peacock. When kids give, they give with her whole hearts. Be thankful.
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Bought mom a shirt because I can. I think she looks good in that color.
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NO! Bring him back and take King Charles. First Chuck Norris, and now him this year fucking sucks Rest peacefully captain🫡🫶🏼
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I’m telling my therapist this is where my anger issues started.
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Fountain pop as far as superior to any other pop. I will die on this hill. I just bagged me a 44 ounce Sprite for two dollars.
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First thing I see what I wake up. They caught the butthole bandit. I thought they only read license plates?
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Guess I gotta step up my game. I only flip them off when I go by.
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