WIP AI will likely kill us all. Sometimes working harder is better for you. Malfoid enjoyer. Go write stories DMs open for now cuz why not

dystopian present
Joined January 2018
I saw someone essentially say that pornographic/lewd Malfoid fanart is good because sex is the point of romance. THIS, I fear, is another example of the way pornography has damaged people. 🧵 That idea misses the entire point of the Malfoid trend at large. To be fair, Malfoid has gotten so big it broke containment and now means a lot of different things to a lot of different people. That being said, I think the vast majority of those who enjoy this trend agree that Malfoid isn’t about sex, it’s about yearning. To yearn for something, to long for it, is to deeply and often melancholically desire it. That sense of melancholy often stems from the understanding that whatever the object of your desire is will be difficult to obtain. Men are yearning for Malfoid because finding a woman like her is incredibly difficult, but she’s worth it. People are writing stories, making art, and changing themselves for the better in an effort to even get close to the feeling of achievement - to get close to her. Making pornographic art in this movement cheapens all of this. The object of desire becomes not the woman, but her body. The way to express this desire becomes not hard work and effort, but masturbation. Looking at images on a screen and allowing yourself to be titillated will poison your soul against improvement, and you will seek to get your jollies off however you can rather than by becoming the kind of man worthy of a Malfoid, or the kind of woman worthy of a Harry. Certainly, it is true that Harry and Malfoid are sexually attracted to each other. It’s also true that the vast swaths of wonderful illustrators in this movement depict Malfoid as sexually attractive. But Malfoid being sexually attractive doesn’t innately reduce her to the point of objectification. Beauty exists, and Malfoid is beautiful. This aspect of her character is a virtue - it’s something that men often find lacking in modern women. To be fair, it’s also a quality that women find lacking in modern men, so there’s blame to go around. But that’s why people have started going to the gym over this trend, in pursuit of beauty. Beauty may also easily be corrupted. Because beauty is a virtue, it goes hand in hand with other virtues - love, self-control, modesty, etc. - and if any of these other virtues are lacking in a person, so too does their beauty. Portraying Malfoid as a loose woman, exposing herself and engaging in all kinds of indecency, makes her less beautiful. It may make her “hot” or otherwise “sexy”, but this is a pornographic debasing of her. Those depictions are not worth your desire. Malfoid is modest, in both dress and in mannerism; of course she is, as the heiress to the Malfoy name. And the people who get the trend don’t portray her as a ditz or an airhead, but as a confident, even prideful woman (it’s worth noting that such depictions have her putting down her supremacist pride in her bloodline and accepting her love for Harry, humbling herself, which is a virtue). Keep Malfoid modest. Yearn for something greater.
They're right. Malfoid is, actually, the perfect example of how much damage pornography can do to men. And women.
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Complete Malfoid victory
As someone who was never on board the Malfoid train... I admit defeat. You were right Malfoid stans. I will embrace the yearning.
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Let's see if BlueSky has calmed downa bout Malfoid--
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New Just Dance game looks fun
“Golden” Official Choreography is HERE!!!
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To clarify. This girl is NOT Luna. You can see the green cloak of her robes. She is indeed Malfoid following the trio around before discovering that Hagrid has a dragon by spying on them It's a Malfoid art work used by the very US GOVERNMENT
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The government made something beautiful. Even if you don't know Malfoid this is perfect. Malfoid, just like every child who read the books, wants to be part of that group. This works on so many levels.
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Quite the opposite. Felton was one of the best parts of the OG movies. He was awesome casting and he played the role exceptionally well. I wish he was in more movies frankly.
I wonder what Tom Felton thinks about the #Malfoid trend. I hope he doesn’t think we hated his performance as Draco, and that he sees that the trend is partially born from a desire to have seen his character arc be done justice
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Well... The @usedgov recognized Malfoid before @jk_rowling. What a world.
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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I wonder what Tom Felton thinks about the #Malfoid trend. I hope he doesn’t think we hated his performance as Draco, and that he sees that the trend is partially born from a desire to have seen his character arc be done justice
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Wow the U.S. Government acknowledge Malfoid before Rowling did. There’s no way she isn’t aware of the trend
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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>The Department of Education is Malfoid posting
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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Replying to @michaeljknowles
Enjoy the show, Michael. #thisismycrew
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I rarely watch baseball once the Yankees are out. But the Brewers, man...
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I'm sick of nobody speaking English. I cannot even tell you how often I have to limp through a conversation with a foreigner, working in a shop, who can't communicate or who is barely understandable. I went to CVS the other day. Asked an employee where something was. Zero English. POINTED at another employee for me to speak to. Go over to him. His English was broken. This isn't even an isolated occurrence either. Then I get to go out in public and constantly hear every other language but English. I'm just sick of it all.
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Malfoid, subtle as ever
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man's chief end is to glorify God and enjoy Him forever
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imagine an American wizarding school where the defense against the dark arts class is restructured into a class on defense against firearms. a spell that functions as a bullet shield. would go hard
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Turns out men didn't hate romance. They just wanted something worth falling in love with.
I love the whole "Malfoid" thing, I really do. And i'm not even the target audience. I've enjoyed writing it, and its totally unleashed my muse. I've been thinking about why the whole Malfoid fanfiction phenomenon is doing so ridiculously well, and I think I've figured something out. Men are absolutely STARVING for good romance. Plenty of women, too, I guess. Not pornography. Not harems. Not some elaborate sexual power fantasy. Romance. Two people who who are confused by their feelings, who make mistakes, who struggle to understand one another, and who slowly, awkwardly, sometimes painfully fall in love. You know. That thing human beings have been doing to each other for thousands of years. In story form. Somewhere along the way, the publishing industry decided that men don't like romance. (xitter.cf/ShamashAran/status/210…) The alternatives everyone's been offered for the past couple of decades have been, to put it delicately, a radioactive dumpster fire. On one side, you've got male-oriented harem fantasies where every woman within a fifty-mile radius is aching for a sexual encounter, in graphicly written detail. On the other, you've got the darker corners of romantasy, where the height of romantic fulfillment involves being kidnapped, abused (physically, mentally, or both) or literally raped by a seven-foot-tall monster with the emotional maturity of a malfunctioning garbage disposal. I'm sitting here thinking: CAN TWO PEOPLE JUST FALL IN LOVE WITHOUT SOMEBODY GETTING RAPED OR DEVELOPING A HAREM? Apparently that's too much to ask. This brings me back to Malfoid. Here's a huge set of stories written by many different folks, about two fundamentally decent people, raised in very different worlds, struggling with their feelings, their prejudices, their loyalties, and their expectations. Neither is perfect. Neither always knows what they're doing. Sometimes they're absolute idiots. They have something, and we get to watch it develop in story form. The romance isn't about sexual conquest or domination. It's about vulnerability, trust, affection, and the terrifying realization that another human being has become extraordinarily important to you. And people are eating it up. Which brings me to my theory. Malfoid has caused a false vacuum decay in the quantum field of romantic literature. For decades, we've been trapped in a metastable state where the publishing industry insists that men don't want romance, and male readers have been conditioned to believe there isn't any romance worth reading. Now, comes along comes a wholesome little love story about two emotionally constipated school-age British wizards, and suddenly the entire field collapses into a new, lower-energy vacuum state. The resulting energy release is absolutely catastrophic. Instead of gamma radiation annihilating the universe, we're getting seventeen metric gigatons of YEARNING. Turns out men didn't hate romance. They just wanted something worth falling in love with.
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