Observer and commentator of wild and reckless behaviors from a reasonable distance. Newlywed 🥰 Mom 👸🏾🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈 VSU💙🧡 Regent💙💚 Alumna. 🦅💚 757

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Joined August 2014
acts of service and its chores he allowed to pile up… 👍
Wait a minute now this was cute and funny. 🤣
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Replying to @TheCinesthetic
Is this "Jennifer Lawrence" in the room with us??
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I hate when people are presented with facts and get to talking about how they feel. Your feelings literally don’t matter.
Replying to @NoFreeBands
But thats still not real it didnt come from the ground i feel like people are being delusional lmao
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Replying to @OrwellNGoode
like yeah sure you saw me naked for 1 second buddy are you hallucinating?
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The dog. No question.
Who comes up with this stuff? lol
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Twitter will never be defeated.
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Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.
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so instead of just saying you feel your friends bday is unimportant, why do all this mental gymnastics to avoid saying that
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Replying to @Utterly_Jean
She knows them well enough to call them her friend. She knows them well enough for them to be around her child and invited to big events for her family. You can’t ask people to show up for you if you are not going to show up for them.
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I thought professor snape stepped up
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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I'm about 25 minutes into #Hokum, is the main character SUPPOSED to be this deeply unlikable? Like does that come up as a plot point later 😂?
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A lot of married couples with kids just don't want to admit that they don't want to put in effort with their other relationships anymore so they justify it by villainizing childfree, single people. I know married couples who have a strong village bc they still put effort!
The Discourse ™️ today is depressing. Not only do people refuse to interact with anyone beyond spouses and children, but they are openly hostile towards people who try to plan things!
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How. The. Fuck. Do they have this many employees?
BREAKING: DocuSign says it may lay off up to 162,000 employees.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
As of Docusign's most recent 10-K filing, Docusign had 7,044 employees as of 1/31/2026, making it impossible to lay off 162,000 employees. sec.gov/Archives/edgar…
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Replying to @shipmonk
Imagine turning up on your kids doorstep after blowing their inheritance on a lifetime cruise ticket.
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This childfree weekend discourse is insane, we need to wrap it up. I’m seeing some of y’all saying it would even be unreasonable to leave a 2+ year old with your spouse for a weekend to spend time with your friends. Grass needs to be touched.
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Your life is over after 30 according to twitter 😂 pack that shit up and good luck.
We can’t celebrate our birthdays by throwing parties or having a weekend away. We can’t like books and movies “for children”. We can’t collect stuff. We can’t write fanfics or enjoy fandom. All we’re allowed to do at 30 as women is get married, breed and do our taxes.
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Sally Field says Robin Williams shut down filming on Mrs. Doubtfire for the day when he found out her father had just died "I got a call from the doctor that my father had had another massive stroke." "But please lean down and tell him that Sally says goodbye." "I was doing the scene about the kids being taken away from the father. It was what happened to my father." "And Robin turned around and said, that's it for the day, guys. We're just wrapped here. We're done for the day." She went straight from that phone call to a scene about a family getting split up, and she was a child of divorce herself. Nobody on that set knew. Robin just noticed something was off and asked her. Then he did the one thing the guy at the top of the call sheet can always do. He ended the day and walked her out himself. More than thirty years later she still tells it like it happened last week. ft: @people People on youtube
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Someone recreated “Lose Yourself” by stitching together 187 random movie clips to form the lyrics. [🎞️ Ross Thompson / RjSuspect]
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Replying to @sourbrains
Same color on top and bottom with a different color in the middle
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what is a sandwich outfit
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