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Boston, MA
Joined November 2021
Last chance to sell $TENB north of $50
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From -1% to now +13% $SKHY
Quite incredible that you idiots sold this thing to $145
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Earnings Edge for Thursday: Setups for Amazon, Intel, Sandisk, Reddit, Twilio, Roblox, Rocket Companies, Starbucks, Caterpillar, Altria, Mondelez, Cheniere, Coinbase, D.R. Horton, and 150+ More Full setup context for each with positioning recommendations earnings-edge.com/p/earnings…
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*APPLE RISES FROM SESSION LOWS, EXPECTED TO LAUNCH 'RAZOR BLADE' MODEL FOR DUO SCREENS TO BOOST HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE REVENUE
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Apple should’ve hired a hardware person as CEO
Not the store demo Duo breaking too?? 😖
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Ding ding ding
Trian will be bidding on a take-private of $WEN if this continues
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*POP MART SHARES DECLINE 6% AFTER 3Q SALES FALL NEARLY 50% Tough comps!
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Quite incredible that you idiots sold this thing to $145
*SK HYNIX CURES CANCER
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*SK HYNIX CURES CANCER
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$HOOD Kalshi is taking market share from Robinhood Consumer usage share: Robinhood: 51.8% Kalshi: 43.0% Polymarket: 5.2%
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6.5% upside to forward quarterly revenue is a disaster for a memory and storage name in this environment
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Why are the typically one day apart or same day earnings from $WDC and $SNDK suddenly a week apart? Is $SNDK processing a share split announcement or some other corporate action?
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Never in doubt re: $WDC
$348.01 was a gift IMO...
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Which of these Brazil exposure names that are US listed is the most appealing here? Hey @grok give us a summary of the three and others of note. $XP $STNE $MELI + others I forget
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Elon sure did all the neoclouds a favor over the weekend. Stocks are all straight up since yesterday morning!
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Earnings Edge for Wednesday: Setups for Alphabet, Microsoft, KLA, ServiceNow, Carvana, T-Mobile, Fortinet, Amphenol, eBay, Ford, Chipotle, Wingstop, and 100+ More Full setup context for each with positioning recommendations earnings-edge.com/p/earnings…
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*APPLE RISES AS ANALYSTS TOUT SCREEN CRACKING DUO AS DRIVER OF REPEAT SALES
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Ding ding ding
SoFi looks a bit tempting based on this alone
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