@Contrainer

he/him, @AmericanU, abolish+prosecute ICE, #LGM, #RaiseHail, #ForTheDistrict, views my own

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im probably taking a PE position, do i pull up in the Jim Teacher fit
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer50m
Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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Substitute teaching for the first time tomorrow, wish me luck!
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
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@BaseballWRLD_8h
The World Series has to have a sponsor The 1st pitch has to have a sponsor The Roberto Clemente Award has to have a sponsor We are going to have Jackie Robinson day sponsored by K***** next year at this rate. We’re in hell
Min Sub (Mitchell)
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"The Polymarket first pitch" 😐
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Mass hysteria in the comments, there's not even any indication in the cartoon of which party this is for
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Whenever I see a map that's like "Wow this is what you get if you extrapolate this poll/result to the national generic ballot" and it has like 250+ D seats I get disappointed if NJ-2 is still red
Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸@Contrainer11h
Need Van Drew to lose so bad
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Then again I feel like I'm discounting how crazy winning 11/12 seats in 2018 was
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Need Van Drew to lose so bad
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Krillion #104 🦐 355 🦑🦑🐟🐟🦑🏮🐟 #consistency
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Im an oppressed third worlder from Seoul. Every day I toil at my job as a Samsung executive knowing that the fruits of my labor are going to the Botswanans
Padvosas strongest soldier ☭🇷🇺🇺🇦🇵🇱🇰🇵🇪🇺☭⃠@KarMeiMeiFanOct 24
My Personal take
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Just remembered I had a picture of David Peterson on my wall last spring. Kinda embarrassing
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After toiling with the Rox for 15 years Antonio Senzatela will be a world series champion 🥹
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Carl Ripken and orioles owner
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Rubenstein says he would NOT hold the trophy first if the Orioles win the world series under him. Not that I'd worry about that
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Rubenstein is an interesting figure. I got the impression that he doesn't think he's a good owner
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Contrainer 🇺🇦🇵🇸 retweeted
New York Mets
@MetsOct 26
Representing the game of Baseball through extraordinary character, community involvement, philanthropy and positive contributions, both on and off the field. @Lindor12BC is the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award winner! 🤩
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Who was gonna tell me Rui Hachimura is black? I was expecting a full Japanese dude
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Shoutout to all Northeasts
UpdateCharts
@updatechartsOct 25
SOCORRO! No Ceará, a apuração de uma urna registrou somente 1 ÚNICO VOTO em Flávio Bolsonaro.
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"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This image
(Cosmo-Chan) 殷小晖@commie_cosmoOct 25
"What was your biggest impact on the internet?" This screenshot ig
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