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Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor

@ContraryAbuser

Contrary Close Combat is my life, and my life is mostly okay. Proud servant of Mistress Pecharunt. Oh and small fry over here is pretty cool too I guess.

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Joined July 2026
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🦅: When you really stop to think about it. I am the best pokemon ever. Let that sink in.
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🪲: I want candy. GIMME DA CHOCOLATES! 🦅: Please. 🪲: Please? Please gimme da chocolate.
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🦅: *when you aren't invited to beat somebody up*
Divine Italian Chef Volo (Parody) (@volo_chef) profile pictureDivine Italian Chef Volo (Parody)@volo_chefNov 3
Replying to @PerfectMetapod
@Kiddncrew @AZHotelZGuy @TheCoolestKip @KingOfWaterType @CrossPoisoning Gonna need some backup pretty please! Fuckers got hands!
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🦅:
𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 (@flbreglass) profile picture𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩
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Season M-B(ird)
Image from 𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩 (@flbreglass)
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🪲: I don't want to think about that... but I guess I would say goodbye to all my friends. 🦅: Kill myself. I would rather just get it over with. What am I going to do in that one day?
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonNov 2
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #PINETWT ASKS. DAY 46, FOR YOU. IF YOU HAD ONLY ONE DAY LEFT TO LIVE, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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🦅: I'M NOT A CHICKEN NUGGET! 3 OF YOU GOT IT RIGHT!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
Lâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor (@ContraryAbuser) profile pictureLâche the Wimpod & Mega Staraptor@ContraryAbuserNov 1
Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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// This is peak roleplay right here
Sean & Cerise + 14 Pokémon! (DW Arc) (@LumiCoveDuo) profile pictureSean & Cerise + 14 Pokémon! (DW Arc)@LumiCoveDuoNov 1
Replying to @ContraryAbuser
🍏: ouhh,,
Image from Sean & Cerise + 14 Pokémon! (DW Arc) (@LumiCoveDuo)
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Who is this?
StaraptorEmo BirdOversized Chicken NuggetBirb
14%Staraptor
23%Emo Bird
32%Oversized Chicken Nugget
32%Birb
22 votes • Final results
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🦅: HAHAHAHAHAHA
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🦅🪲: FIFTY DOLLARS!!!
Clodsire ドオー (@ClodsireGut) profile pictureClodsire ドオー@ClodsireGutOct 29
You have $100 to build a team and defeat Rayquaza. Who would you choose?
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🪲: I didn't get any breakfast this morning...😢
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 22
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 36, for MUSES!! Is there a tragedy that’s happened in your life?
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🦅: Atleast a couple hundred. 🪲: Zero! :D
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 13
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 27, for MUSES! What’s your kill count?
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🦅: All of them!!! HAHAHAHA ANSWER MY QUESTION!!! 🪲: None...
Gemini. (@upon_an_eon) profile pictureGemini.@upon_an_eonOct 11
DAILY #PARODYTWT AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 25, for MUSES! How many ten year old kids could you beat up? (Suggestion by @ContraryAbuser!)
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🦅: What? This doesn- ... 🦅: Oh no~ I have cancer now~ ahhh~🙄
𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕨 (12 Pokemon) (@HaunthertheCrew) profile picture𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕖𝕨 (12 Pokemon)@HaunthertheCrewOct 9
Breaking: Everyone in and from the Sinnoh Region will get free cancer. -🍀
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🪲: Who is Beheeyem? 🦅: Take her. I don't care. She's not even my kid. She just follows me around.
Chandelure (@B3heeyem) profile pictureChandelure@B3heeyemOct 7
DAILY BEHEEYEM AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 3, for EVERYONE. Would you let Beheeyem babysit your child or children.
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🦅: As it should be😎
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🦅: That one Beheeyem that everyone hates because if I pick literally anyone else I will die. 🪲: I've never met any Beheeyems before, but I saw this really cool one on TV one time! So I'm picking that one! :D
Chandelure (@B3heeyem) profile pictureChandelure@B3heeyemOct 5
DAILY BEHEEYEM AND #POKETWT QUESTIONS!! Day 19, for EVERYONE. What’s your favourite Beheeyem?
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🦅: I've seen the trend. The answer to all of them is, "I will murder you." I don't care who you are, if you randomly kiss me, you better start counting your days. 🪲: I want to do it too! Mwah!
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🪲: BOO! Hahaha did I scare you? :D 🪲: Isn't my costume awesome? :D 🪲: I don't know where Star went, but he's just got a mask... SO BO,RING,UH!☹️ 🪲: So what do you think? :D
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🦅: I'm here to teach a 10000 year old idiot what Halloween is. He doesn't understand why everyone is dressing up and all that crap, so that's why I'm here. By "I" I mean Lâche. Lâche will teach him. 🪲: Yeah! ^w^
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[ Closed interaction with @M0chi_0verlord ] *Fezendipiti wanted to bring Staraptor to Kitakami to show him her feather care routine. Staraptor accepted her offer, and now they've arrived in Kitakami. They may also do some sight seeing as he has never been to Kitakami before*
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🦅: Wow. This place is awesome. There looks to be a lot to do. *He turns to Fezendipiti* 🦅: So? What first? Do we do we mainly came here to do first? Or something else?
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