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THIS NOT NO REGULAR WEED NIGGA
This pass from Keaton to Gradey for the finish! 😮‍💨
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Keaton Wagler is the youngest player since LeBron James to have an NBA debut with: 15+ PTS 5+ REB 5+ AST 50%+ FG
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KEATON WAGLER LEAD-TAKING BUCKET 15 PTS - 6 REB - 3 AST - 2 STL - 1 BLK 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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We're liking what we're seeing in camp 👀👏
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Kris Dunn says Keaton Wagler has stood out the most in Clippers training camp. “Me and Keaton built a relationship off being genuine… One thing I learned about Keaton is he processes things very fast. He’s got a very high IQ. He’s been playing really well… He’s been shooting the ball really well, he’s really good in the pick and roll. He’s able to get his teammates involved. And then defensively he’s been holding his own. He made a lot of great plays yesterday and I’ve seen him make great plays in pickup. I understand why they chose Keaton Wagler.”
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fully healthy DG is an absolute joy to watch been a minute. can't wait
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Aint cappin bout pieces lil bitch I get-
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The Kawhi Leonard era is over. It won’t happen overnight, but there are reasons to believe the Keaton Wagler era is next. LA’s rookie is already showing star traits on and off the court. “I know how good of a player I am.” joeylinn.com/kawhi-leonard-o…
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I’ll take care of his fine
#Texans Pro Bowl middle linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair fined $11,492 for unauthorized message on eye black Sunday vs. #Bills Hind Rajab was a five-year-old Palestinian girl killed by Israeli military firing several bullets along with six family members in Gaza City on January 29, 2024. Audio recordings of Hind calling for help sparked international outrage. In August, Israeli military confirmed soldiers fired on the vehicle and ordered an internal criminal investigation into the incident. Al-Shaair was previously fined $11,593
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Kawhi Leonard’s legacy with the Los Angeles Clippers: - Demanded the front office trade for Paul George, forcing them to part with every asset they had including a young Shai Gilgeous-Alexander - Missed 243 games in 7 seasons (equivalent of nearly 3 seasons) - 2019-2020: Blew a 3-1 lead in Western Conference Semi-Finals - 2020-2021: Clippers reach Western Conference Finals without him - 2021-2022: Missed playoffs - 2022-2023: Eliminated in the first round and didn’t finish the series - 2023-2024: Eliminated in the first round - 2024-2025: Eliminated in the first round - 2025-2026: Missed the playoffs, locked up by Draymond Green with the season on the line - Played just 35 playoff games - No championships - No personal Conference Finals appearances - Demanded the front office continue retooling around him, causing them to trade for James Harden and depart with even more draft capital - Collected nearly $350 million in salary - Circumvented the salary cap - Cost the Clippers a further 5 first round picks - Inflicted a $30 million fine - Inflicted suspensions on ownership and front office with no pay - A personal $700,000 fine - Had his uncle Dennis banned for life Possibly the worst free agent signing in league history.
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Keaton Wagler
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🕊️🕊️
About once a year, NBA defenses are terrorized by a historically dominant halfcourt offense. These are the 23 teams who crossed the exceedingly rare +7 points BETTER than league average HC PPP, alongside their relative OREB% + Transition frequency/PPP/PTS Added/100
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beyond the hideous thumbnail design there’s no way real people think lamelo ball and cam thomas are the same archetype of player
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Keaton Wagler vs Jazz in 2nd SL Game 23 PTS (6-16 FG, 4-7 3PT, 3-4 FTs) 4 AST 1 REB 1 STL How we feeling rn??
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Keaton Wagler's second Summer League game: 23 PTS (18 in 3Q) 4 AST 6-16 FG 4-7 3PT
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Keaton Wagler on his Summer League debut: “It was definitely super physical… That’s what we’re gonna take into the next game. Just the physicality piece. That’s something I have to be better at. Handling the pressure. But it’s the first game. We’re gonna be fine. I’m gonna be fine.” Said he knows how good of a player he is, and probably needs to be more aggressive.
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It is with a heavy heart that I share that my dad was tragically struck in a car accident a few days ago. He is currently on life support, and the doctors have told us that he is not expected to survive. I have linked his GoFundMe for funeral expenses❤️ gofund.me/34713e8cc
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Darius Garland as a Clipper averaged 20 points and 6.5 assists in 29 minutes, which is 24.5 points and 8 assists in a per 36 sample on 60% TS, +11 Net Rating with a +12 On/Off overall impact. I wonder with a full offseason how he’ll look; Kyrie took a huge stat leap under Ty Lue
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