@CookedbyAB

@houstonrockets • @houstontexans • @FCBayren Ant-JH-JG

Joined September 2022
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Thirty-five-year-old James Harden just dropped 50 points, 4 rebounds, and 5 assists. He is one of the greatest floor raisers of all time.
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Rockets FC gassing this blowout wait until that Nov KD tweet to ruin the vibes
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Where CJ Stroud ranks in QBR vs the blitz… 2023: 62 (20th) 2024: 64 ( 21st) 2025: 73 (14th) 2026: 88 (2nd) @BenjaminSolak and I discussed his masterful performance vs a tricky Jags defense on the pod.
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This shit got me fucking crying actual tears omg
Spurs Culture
@SpursCultureOct 21
Brunson after the East got competitive
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On Sunday I'm putting Stingley on Nabors, doubling Likely and telling everybody else get it off the roof!!!!!! Blitzing every time
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People don’t realize that bad game ≠ bad player We saw a Hall of Famer in the midst of back to back MVP seasons do this in the AFC championship
Kleaver
@KleaverSportsOct 18
What changed in CJ Stroud lol
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C.J. Stroud hit the squabble and then some with Calen Bullock after his TD pass to Jaylin Noel 🎥 @HoustonTexans
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Tank Dell will play on Sunday. Harrison home debut, too. #Texans
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If he goes for 300 yards and 3TDs ima lose my shii istg
NFL
@NFL18h
Giants plan to start J.J. McCarthy vs. Texans. (via @JFowlerESPN)
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If Wembanyama was 6'5 he'd be looting stores in France
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Yea I dont need to see reed blackenship play anymore. Leave Mj Stewart out there
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I would.
Dan Patrick Show
@dpshowJan 19
"C.J. Stroud...I think he cost himself millions and millions of dollars these last two games. There is no way I'm going to extend him." – DP on C.J. Stroud and the #Texans.

DP on CJ Stroud

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Wemby 0/11 YESSSSS LMAOOO
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This is how Tank Dell was moving pre injury… Welcome back. 💯
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Clayface is not a horror movie. It's excellent at what it's doing. More to come. @ClayfaceMovieDC @WarnerBros @DCStudios #Clayface #DCStudios #DCU #WarnerBros
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NBA is a garbage sport how do ppl watch it
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C.J. Stroud has been one of the NFL's best stories this season. He's completed 65.3% of his passes for 1,714 yards, 9 TDs and just 1 INT, with a 100.9 passer rating. Credit to #Texans OC Nick Caley, who has been pulling all the right levers and has dialed up a scheme that has Stroud playing fast, confident and in total command. A likely HC candidate in the offseason.
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Trent Brown to @T_Armstead72 on @thesetshow_ about C.J. Stroud: TB: “He’s on fire, bro. He’s the best quarterback in the league right now.” TA: “That’s heavy. Brock Purdy? Josh Allen?” TB: “I don’t care. He’s the best quarterback in the league right now.” On what’s changed with Stroud: TB: “I think he’s tired of being shitted on. You could see that when we came back for OTAs, just confidence.” “I told him after the Titans game, I was like, ‘Bro, you got your swag back, bro.’” “I just sit back and watch like, ‘Hell yeah, boy, you doing your s***.’”
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Me watching The Batman vs Me watching The Batman part II
rubyyy🐧@adlerubyOct 17
first year vs last year of college
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CJ is too much of a standup guy to say but not meee…🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK YOU @KendrickPerkins make sure you stay your goofy ass on that side!!! We ain’t writing back!!!!!
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