paige wilson

There is a reason I don’t fly @AmericanAir much anymore. Just got on the plane and there is a used napkin and leftover gum wrappers left in my seat pocket/on the floor. Good thing I’m vaccinated.

Hey @krispykreme remember that time I tweeted about not having a Kristy kreme in Auburn and you send a truck to our campus... well now I’m in medical school and I know a school full of medical students who are overworked and in need of some amazing doughnuts! 🙃

I told my coworkers today that the cavs usually win when I’m there. You’re welcome cleveland. Also the one Browns game I went to you guys won against my team. You’re welcome cleveland. @SirYacht

For those of you at the cavs game we’re the real Waldo @SirYacht

Okay I know J lo needed more clothes. But ladies let’s be real if you look like that in your 50s you’re going to want to walk around all day in at least a Bikini

Thank you @taylorswift13 for spending 18 hours with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #spotifywrapped

Next time you’re going to delay our plane for over an hour could you maybe let us get off. Sitting in a cramped seat with 100 of my best friend is not my ideal way to spend a Sunday. @AmericanAir

Plane number 2 maintenance issue number two. Wonder if the flight attendants will be organized to get us drinks this time @SirYacht @AmericanAir

And this is why @Delta is a better airline than @AmericanAir #30minsbehind #theusual

If US politicians could stop acting like children that would be great #GOP #Trump #ImpeachmentInquiry

It’s hard to watch GGG when @carlruiz is a judge.... #rip #ripcarlruiz #foodnetwork @FoodNetwork @GuyFieri @GuysGroceryGame

Do you think @dominos really brings you a free pizza if they f up bc they owe at least 2 pizzas for being cold or missing an ingredient?