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Joined October 2025
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Hi! I'm Capri I'm 19, I play bass, and I LOVE punk rock Follow me if you like >Ramones >TF2 >Minecraft >Leftist Political takes >View Askewniverse movies >Shitty B Movies DNI >SH/ED twt >Conservatives >Zoos >Proshippers >Lolicons
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I saw this when waking up from surgery yesterday and I need to share it with the world
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My brother accidentally hotboxed me when I was 2
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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We used to lobotomize people for a lot less
I married Kit Bodega on November 1st, 2026 Yes, I did it! I'm the happiest woman in the world 馃ス Kit, I will love you forever 馃┓ - Megan #gameoverse #kitbashship
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Broke my leg while moshing and still got a pic with the band
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Guess it was all rigged again
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Time for President Trump to deal with Iran once and for all. Just do it. Nothing to lose now. Finish the job. @POTUS
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Aura so godly I almost liked a hate tweet
If you thought that woke 1 was bad, just wait until you see woke 2
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This dude just lost his fucking life savings betting on republicans LMAO
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Something I've noticed is republicans will quite literally send you photos and videos of dead babies and people hanging themselves but the moment someone makes a Kirk joke they lose their fucking minds
A poll worker in Minnesota. They just want free healthcare, guys.
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Some of y'all think you're Roger Ebert but really you're just Jay Sherman
Let鈥檚 be honest, the film is a generic slasher, even for the 70s. It doesn鈥檛 bring anything new to the slasher table. It just synthesises the tropes that were already present in past slashers like black Christmas, the severed hand, town that dreaded sundown, etc.
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Wake me up when october comes back
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Dude and I fucking wasted it getting sick and shit
This deadass the last Saturday Halloween for ELEVEN years??
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How the fuck did not a single one of her coworkers see her and go "Carol what the fuck is wrong with you"
"I just wanted to be black" like what ?????
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Y'all remember when this dude said he was leaving twitter and never coming back
the scariest part about halloween is my chumblings tattoo getting infected
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Like if you're getting the handle of a twitter account you don't own anymore fucking tattooed on yourself you need access to the internet restricted I do not give a fuck
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Yeah so turns out I might have OCD and nobody bothered to tell me it runs in both sides of my family
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Jason eats shit and fucking dies
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One thing I've never understood about Jason after the final chapter is how he seemingly got less deformed as he decomposed
problematic moe gap
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Oh my god there's Charles Manson stan accounts this really is the everything app
It's a fucking shame honestly. He was great, but spending his youth in prison fucked everything up. By time he got to chase that dream, music had moved on. His music still stands up and I wish we got to hear much more.
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