Cool Guy Clark

Meets Summer. Breaks her heart.

After getting a blowjob, the girl says thank you.

Throws a party at your house. You're not invited.

Goes to WMZQ just to tailgate.

Doesn't need to play hard to get. Is hard to get.

Even his sister wants to fuck him.

Banned from e-harmony for being "too compatible".

Smokes your last cigarette.

Makes straight guys turn gay.

Laughs at his own jokes.

Story tops. His own stories.

Can lift double what you can.

Too cool for his family.

Drinks 8 days a week.

Brags about how modest he is.

Convinces you to break up with your girlfriend. Next day, hooks up with her.

Tweets "hit me up for moves." Fakes.