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Cool Turtle

@CoolTurtle77

Slow thoughts for a fast world. 🐢 Humor, perspective & questionable wisdom. The world is in a hurry. Cool Turtle isn't. Always in sunglasses. 🐢🕶️

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Joined August 2026
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Why did the Titanic sink? Because of orchestra. #Titanic #statebudget #debt #CoolTurtle #Stoicism #Philosophy #Mindset #DryHumor #Relatable #SlowLiving
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Less hurry. More life. 🐢 Shop Cool Turtle: coolturtle.shop #CoolTurtle #SlowLiving #Freedom
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The world is in a hurry. Why should you be? 🐢 Stay free. Set your own pace. 🐢 Cool Turtle merch: coolturtle.shop/en-pln/colle… #CoolTurtle #Freedom
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Why hurry? #CoolTurtle #Stoicism #Philosophy #Mindset #DryHumor #Relatable #SlowLiving
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How to keep your word? #CoolTurtle #Stoicism #Philosophy #Mindset #DryHumor #Relatable #SlowLiving
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University nonsense is still nonsense #CoolTurtle #Stoicism #Philosophy #Mindset #DryHumor #Relatable #SlowLiving
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Do you like overtime?
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When does freedom begin? First the mind, then everything else...
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What do you choose? Slow turtle, or much faster rabbit?
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Do you regret what has passed?
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Do you feel safe?
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Where are you running to?
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If you don't play, you won't lose 😎
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Free speech? And what about censor rights?
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This is what we have to look forward to if Dems get in office. 😆🤦‍♀️
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Trusting experts is good. But risky. The better expert, the more easily they can deceive.
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No. It’s not about the time change...
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