Just a neurodivergent guy who works in IT and makes dad jokes.
Fort Collins, CO
Joined July 2018
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My son gave me the @paquichips #onechipchallenge this evening. Mwahaha, I'm INVINCIBLE! Can't say it was pleasant though ... it's like a Balrog of Morgoth came in my mouth, then gestated for a while, ready to birth out my stomach, xenomorph style.
Happy Winter Solstice everybody! And holiday greetings in general. May the weather outside be frightful (or not - depending on your preference)
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#IzukuMidoriya;
Born without a superpower 🧘♂️
Fearless with a heart of gold 💛
Given super strength by someone else 💪
Sounds a lot like the backstory of Steve Rodgers. Therefor, I hereby rename the Hero #Deku to #CaptainJapan (and he'd kick #CaptainAmerica's butt, big time)
Programming can be a pretty godless job. So to put some religion back into daily life, I propose the following be put on my scrum team's working agreement; "The Developer's Prayer" (tweet 0 of 2)
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Relationships are complicated. Not to worry though, a graph database can help us figure it out!
Here you have your basic "straight" relationship:
(a)-[:RELATIONSHIP]->(b)
#neo4j
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When I ask my teenager a yes or no question and she answers it with a question, I’m going to start saying “Runtime exception, invalid type, expected Boolean, got string”.
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I asked my dentist this morning if the X-ray photos make me look fat. She said “quite the opposite, they make you look boney”
I hate it when people abbreviate Microsoft Windows as “Win” because that operating system is soooo not a win.
We say “Mother Nature” because the Earth nurtures us. Mars on the other hand is a hostile environment; so would it be called “Mother Nature-in-Law”?
In my study of nueral networks & AI, I find myself also gaining a better understanding of human beings; 1) why two intelligent people can draw different conclusions from the same data, and 2) how two intelligent people can also be so stupid.
Now that I treat social media as the thing I time-box and only look at twice a day or so - it’s less a depressing nag and more of a portal to hell I choose to peek through.