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Freelance writer/journalist. Screenwriter. Novelist. Disappointment. He/him. 35. Demisexual/biromantic.

Michigan
Joined August 2013
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Once again, I challenge anyone who thinks the refs hate their sports team to be a Lions fan for just one year.
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fuck america :D donate to planned parenthood! :) weareplannedparenthoodaction…
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It's really painful to see your dev friends who just want to make the best game the can make for a community that cares but have to make design decisions or enable predatory monetization/drip fee systems at the mandate of out of touch corpo execs who only care about stockholders.
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These #Emmys bits have been so relentlessly unfunny, Conan O'Brien had to take matters into his own hands and create his own.
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Can’t believe E3 got cancelled for a second time this year
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Mortal Kombat 11 is the best fighting game in years and one of the best entries in the franchise, featuring stunning combat and a fun story. But there are a few issues. Our review: buff.ly/2IO0sj1
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Fans: Oh great the War Raiders are on the main roster, WWE can’t possibly fuck this up. WWE: War Raiders are now The Viking Experience Fans:
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"Get someone over here. My dad's not an independent contractor so he has health insurance" - @mikethemiz #WrestleMania
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"WE DID IT!!!!!" You can OFFICIALLY call @WWERollins... BEAST SLAYER! #WrestleMania
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What would it take to get @DavidKHarbour to be the Officiant at my wedding in September?!
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