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Corn Purist

@CornPurist

Wisconsin's nicest socialist

 Madison, WI
Joined August 2013
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I'm sorry but I cannot vote for a man that couldn't even handle that weak ass shit from the 70s
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“In cinematography, the ‘Dutch Angle’ is often used to portray a character’s psychological unease and may represent madness or their unstable mental state.”
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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Pablo Torre 👀
@PabloTorre14h
In the scripted version of the Haley Stevens story her fiancé being legally blind would be cut for being a bit much
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This is how I feel about Malaysian Airlines Flight 370. They know exactly what happened to that shit but the stakeholders are too embarrassed to admit it was a pilot suicide so it's "officially" a mystery
crombula (@crombula_) profile picturecrombula@crombula_Oct 31
Roanoke gotta be the most not-mystery mysteries ever found. Like gee, I wonder where the colony of Roanoke went? Maybe to the place they carved the name of onto the tree stumps, which is the same place they were told to go if they had to abandon the colony?
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Sitting across the room and hucking an entire bag of grapes into this
China View (@Chinaview0022) profile pictureChina View
@Chinaview0022Oct 31
中国义乌产的3D炫屏，贵的几千，便宜的几百元人民币，效果很炫。
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Martin Sellner (@MartinSellner_) profile pictureMartin Sellner
@MartinSellner_Oct 30
I hate the EU.
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nolan@oomfs_loreOct 31
kids ringing my door at 3pm for candy…..fat
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tayler (😬)@billdifferenOct 31
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Wisconsin’s run in the AP Poll
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Get this scumbag off my team right this goddamn second @packers
Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) profile pictureMatt Schneidman
@mattschneidmanOct 31
Three more women accused Josh Jacobs of physical abuse on top of May 2026 victim, according to a Hobart-Lawrence PD case file obtained by @NBC26. One told HLPD she didn't report abuse from 2022 b/c Jacobs told her she could be deported. That woman's info was given to police by May 2026 victim: nbc26.com/sports/nfl/green-b…
Some Josh Jacobs files released; video withheld

Some Josh Jacobs files released; video withheld

The Hobart/Lawrence Police Department has released hundreds of pages of redacted records from the Josh Jacobs case file.

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The calendar turns from white boy summer to white boy autumn
Jake Starck (@starckie24) profile pictureJake Starck
@starckie24Oct 30
SAL FRELICK IS AN ENTIRE MOOD
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sbm@latinapolpotOct 30
Light bulb went out they fighting over who has to change it
BRICS News (@BRICSinfo) profile pictureBRICS News
@BRICSinfoOct 30
JUST IN: 🇵🇱 Coup reportedly underway in Poland.
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Nolan Bianchi
@nolanbianchiOct 30
Budda Baker fielding trade deadline questions with a full Halloween costume on is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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Erin M@Eriball22Oct 30
Sweet prince.
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Erin M (@Eriball22) profile pictureErin M@Eriball22Oct 30
I hope to see our lord and savior David Gruber at the parade.
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Idekbruh 🦌@1dekbruhOct 29
Kuzma: Unavailable
shoob. (@shoooobb) profile pictureshoob.
@shoooobbOct 29
best two words in sports
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michael@worstmichaelOct 30
🙏 Jacob Misiorowski hit Josh Jacobs in the head with a 105 mph fastball and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower 🙏
NFL Hate Memes (@NFLHateMemes) profile pictureNFL Hate Memes
@NFLHateMemesOct 30
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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Liam@LegoRacers2Oct 29
The golf cart, the architecture, the gaudy decor, the grab-bag theology, the complete rejection of community and tradition… this is a crueler mockery of America B and their anxieties than anything I could come up with
Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) profile pictureChristian Nightmares@ChristnNitemareOct 29
I rebuke golf cart McMansion hell…
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Henry Winkler
@hwinkler4realOct 29
Replying to @Brewers
@Brewers congratulations to you. What a wonderful win. I’m so proud to be an adopted son of Milwaukee.
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This is the real reason why mass transit always has these problems in the US. Every project loses an enormous percentage of its budget to private companies siphoning off taxpayer money into their own pockets without doing anything
The New York Times (@nytimes) profile pictureThe New York Times
@nytimesOct 29
Breaking News: The chief executive of California’s High-Speed Rail Authority has abruptly resigned after a recent state report that found that the agency had misused nearly $600,000 to pay for the travel of consultants. This is a developing story. nyti.ms/4zoacHi
California’s High-Speed Rail Chief Quits Amid Questions About Spending

California’s High-Speed Rail Chief Quits Amid Questions About Spending

Ian Choudri, the chief executive of the California High-Speed Rail Authority, stepped down weeks after state investigators questioned the spending of $600,000 by the agency.

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Patrick Stewart
@SirPatStewOct 29
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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