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Bobby 脺bermensch

@Cornballius

Reluctant aphorist饟個 鈥nd everything else

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Joined December 2013
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to the one or two people who like my tweets, i鈥檓 lowkey on Substack now.
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THE CLOSER I GET THE MORE CONFIDENT I GET
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at 26, i became a sparkling water addict
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@PromptLLMSep 11
life is so much easier when you realise the first hour of the day is self hypnosis for the rest of the day
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i鈥檓 on Substack making a mess fuck you twitter
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@DejaRu22Sep 10
Try and keep it as simple as possible. Resist the temptation to worship complexity.
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I鈥檝e never met a therapist I couldn鈥檛 easily overpower and incapacitate with my bare hands on the spot.
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Biff@biffredeemedJul 29
The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high
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i鈥檝e seen more people missing limbs in the past week than i鈥檝e seen in my life
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@DejaRu22Jul 14
YOU MUST CONTINUALLY SUBJECT YOURSELF TO GREATER AND GREATER LEVELS OF PRESSURE, STRESS & RESISTANCE. IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE YOUR CONSTANT AND CONTINUAL EVOLUTION. CONSTANT EVOLUTION IS THE WAY. EVOLVE EVERY DAY.
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they fried my cousin Marcus like an Oreo at one of those county fairs
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@GRITCULTJun 27
Just do more.
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@digiiiJun 27
Life is a game of volume. Take more shots
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The Truman Show is one of my favorite films because it鈥檚 a rare encapsulation of the uniquely modern male experience of being treated like a freak for realizing the world around you is hollow and synthetic and exploits you. We must chase danger and despair, not shy away from it
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@griffisuJun 17
apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials
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they鈥檙e serving tequila to migrants in south philly (and filming them)
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you know you鈥檙e in love when you eat pussy during a New York summer
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a man on my flight just learned about hypergamy and broke down in tears. i鈥檓 just trying to get to Laguardia
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if you got a voice, you better project it.
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listening to Joan Baez smoking a cigar
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local TEEN takes AMBIEN and crafts a generational story
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