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Father, lawyer, squirrel enthusiast. UFCW Local 1473. Cat dad, Quizmaster, admirer of science. High Priest of Squirrels. 24 years sober. he/him. MU Law 2007

Joined September 2009
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The 14th Amendment protects everyone; any rule, any law, any regulation, any policy, that gives one set of people rights other people don’t have is inherently unjust, unconstitutional, and fundamentally at odds at what America should aspire to be.
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I'm watching a video about a ship that was lost at sea, and it has references to empty spaces in the ship. Which the narrator calls "void spaces." I kept thinking that he was referring to places they kept cats.
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Stephen Miller is the the guy who boos the other kids at Little League games.
Stephen Miller leaves his shopping cart in handicapped parking spaces.
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Stephen Miller is that stuff that makes a movie theater floor all sticky.
Replying to @Correspondguy
Stephen Miller is the human manifestation of watching your least favorite team won a championship.
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I have a request for Squirrel Content. I want to emphasize that this is not my work. This is work someone else did and I have. Some of it I can trace, some I can't.
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I think this is interesting. I understand if it doesn't change anything for you; but it's also the first time anyone's thought I was big enough to amplifiy something, which makes me a micro-influencer, I guess.
People need to pay attention to this @iamAtheistGirl @Correspondguy @ToriatheistTori my posts aren’t being seen by many. This needs to be seen and read by people. It explains a lot
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Haley Stevens has extensive investments in horse whips. And not for the fun reasons.
Haley Stevens still owns Blockbuster stock. And is confused on why she can’t find a Circuit City anymore.
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Stephen Miller is what happens when you eat your ice cream too fast.
Replying to @Correspondguy
Stephen Miller is the human equivalent of when your asleep on your back, and your saliva goes down the wrong pipe.
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I give people I disagree with a lot of leeway. Because I know that if I can get them to change their mind, or at least change how they think about my side, that has a lot more impact. Of course, I run out of patience a lot. But it’s nice when it happens.
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The day I stop calling it Twitter is the day when, well, that day will never come.
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I have often said that not knowin' stuff is fine. We all start off ignorant, after all. Refusin' to learn stuff when people are trying to make you less ignorant, on the other hand, is just dumb. I have a long story about one of the dumbest people I have ever met.
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Stephen Miller is what happens if you leave cabbage soup out too long.
Stephen Miller is the unexpected splashback from a porta-potty. Keep it going, folks. πŸ‘‡
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Stephen Miller is the guy who eats all the red starburst.
Stephen Miller a bug that flys into your mouth.
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Stephen Miller is what happens when you leave for a two-week vacation with leftover sushi in your fridge.
Stephen Miller is the mix of sweat and hair dye dripping down Rudy Giuliani's face in a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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This account was 900 on Friday. It's now at 2.3K. (Yes, I pay way too much attention) I'm blown away by that. Many of you want a follow back, and I don't blame you. If you do, and I haven't, keep in mind I'm tryin' baby, I'm tryin'. And welcome. I'll try to be amusin'.
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Example: I expressed my support for Sec. Buttigieg. And I got a MAGA person who 1) Started off her statement with an insult, and 2) claimed he was incompetent. Look, I'm pretty generous, but I do not believe there are a lot of people who care who the Sec. of Transportation is.
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While I'm at it...what is the overriding, most common characteristic of the Trump Administration and MAGA in general? It's that they're not competent, careful, or smart. Because those characteristics aren't valued in their circles. They act without thinking. And that can
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work sometimes. Cats can scare off things much more dangerous than they are because many cats don't give a fuck. They go straight after whatever it is, convinced that even if they go down, they'll go down attacking. Mobsters are often scary not because they're tough and violent
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but because they go from just chill to ultra-violent faster than you can get ready. But here's the problem. If that rush fails, if you know they're going to do that, you plan for it. And suddenly, the sudden attack is just so many eggs against a wall.
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During the Civil War, Union generals tasked with dealing with Robert E. Lee followed a pattern. Lee would do something surprising, the Union would take casualties, and then retreat to a safe place, nervous about what this daring commander would do (what he was doing
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do. And Grant said "β€œOh, I am heartily tired of hearing about what Lee is going to do. Some of you always seem to think he is suddenly going to turn a double somersault, and land in our rear and on both of our flanks at the same time.
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Go back to your command, and try to think what we are going to do ourselves, instead of what Lee is going to do." I think we're currently in an analogous situation.
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