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"Dude, don't even -THINK- about eatin' the #TrashPanda. No one is eating ANYONE on my ship!"

“𝚆𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝑶𝑼𝑻𝑳𝑨𝑾𝑺, 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝑮𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑫𝑰𝑨𝑵𝑺. 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝑳𝑬𝑮𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺.” #𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚜𝚁𝙿 [New layout courtesy of @WordsOfToIkien]

“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢, 𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚎...” #𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎 #𝙰𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚃𝚑𝚎𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚗

“Hey! So uh, listen. Don’t tell #Gamora, but I kinda forgot #Drax, #Nebula, #Rocket and #Groot at an intergalactic gas station on the other side of the galaxy...” Who wants to join our crew of intergalactic A-holes? 𝐀𝐯𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐬: — Rocket — Groot — Drax — Nebula

"...Good god, @CosmicBugLady is too damn precious for this galaxy full of idiots."

Is not ─ repeat, is NOT teaching @CosmicBugLady how to sneak up on @TheLadyGamora.

“Aʟʀɪɢʜᴛ, ʏ'ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅʀɪʟʟ, ᴀ-ʜᴏʟᴇs.” ↻ ғᴏʀ ɢɪғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀ ﹠ ♡ ғᴏʀ ᴅᴍ ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ

“ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴍʏ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴍᴀɴ… ᴏʀ ᴍʏ ᴘᴏɢs.” — ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴊᴀsᴏɴ ϙᴜɪʟʟ / sᴛᴀʀ-ʟᴏʀᴅ — ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴀʟᴀxʏ — ᴍᴄᴜ — sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɪɴs — ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ ʙᴀsᴇᴅ — sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs / ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ʀᴘ — ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ / ᴏᴄ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ