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Joined May 2015
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buddy got outta a six year situationship by blaming a $9 tax and the woman involved harbors no resentment and is instead talking about how masculine he is for not paying said tax or getting on the subway, i got real tears in my eyes LMAO
I’d been dating an MTA man off & on over a period of like 6 years. We basically stopped seeing each other bc of Congestion Pricing. He already pays it plus bridge tolls to get from his home in East NY to the depot in Harlem where he works. Coming to visit me inside the zone a few times per week as well, not to mention driving for our formerly frequent weekend getaways to AC became a hardship & no way he’d ever let me pay instead
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They really called the cops? This gotta be AI
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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BREAKING NYT: Trump's new press secretary, Katie Zacharia, was fired Friday, after less than a week on the job, according to three people familiar with the matter. nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…
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colombia realizing they suddenly have to represent all of latin america
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This is funny but please look at these video about the reason for posting this youtu.be/dOkFXPblLpU
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A 70-year-old man in Seattle survived the coronavirus, got applauded by staff when he left the hospital after 62 days -- and then got a $1.1 million, 181-page hospital bill.
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“Stop treating us the way we treat black people.”
WATCH 🚨 New York police boss Mike O'Meara went off on the media today: "Stop treating us like animals and thugs and start treating us with some respect ... Our legislators abandoned us. The press is vilifying us. It's disgusting."
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Asking for a country
AOC wants to know why the hell a Predator drone was spying on protesters. bit.ly/2XK8pwx
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When she said "no comment", I felt that. xitter.gq/thesavoyshow/status/11…
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Facebook let me run an ad saying Mark Zuckerberg endorsed Donald Trump for reelection, so I’d say you probably could, @AOC. I imagine Republicans would be a lot more concerned about fact-checking Facebook ads after that.
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that’s wild asf how animals just eat meat with no honey mustard, bbq sauce or nothing.
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.@AOC: Why did you name the Daily Caller as a fact-checker for FB? Zuckerberg: We don’t appoint the fact-checkers. They go through an independent org with a rigorous standard. AOC: So you would say white supremacist tied publications meet a rigorous standard for fact-checking?
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AOC: Asks clear question about fact-checking at Facebook. Zuckerberg: “I think lying is bad.” Dear god.
Highlight: "Do you see a potential problem here with a complete lack of fact checking on political advertisements?" Rep. @AOC asks. "I think lying is bad, and I think if you were to run an ad that had a lie, that would be bad," Mark Zuckerberg says. Full comments:
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BREAKING: CEO Grossly Underpays Employees Doing Excruciating Work, Won't Commit to Doing This Work Himself
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Y'all swapped Terrence Howard for Don Cheadle on some "They all look alike" business, so I see no issue with chucking Renner the deuce, hiring Charlie Hunnam, and saying not a damn thing about it.
RUMOR: @MarvelStudios is reportedly considering options of how to proceed with @Renner4Real's #Hawkeye in light of recent allegations made against him. bit.ly/2MA7TM1
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Nope. Ain’t in my DNA. I also know how history works. 20 years from now everybody is going to change their story on Kaep. I want to constantly remind people that in the moment where you had to pick a side, most picked the wrong one.
Replying to @jemelehill
Gotta let this Colin shit go my friend.. like damn he gone
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My dad cheated on my mom when I was 10...I just seen the women he cheated with and she just shot her shot. Get me home cuh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️