@CountCaleb

I'm like a twitter Malcolm X, by any memes necessary Read my stuff here: https://xitter.cf/t.co/gINdMq0BCo / I'm a leftist

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Chris Rock: Hey, so you into older me- Doja Cat:
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@AlienW3bOct 26
Chris Rock says he’s too rich and too fit to be chasing women his own age. He says he’s looking to date women 10–15 years younger than him, adding, “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” He also made it clear he didn’t get rich and stay in shape just to talk about Anita Baker—he’s trying to fuck Doja Cat.
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Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 23
Rubio is just putting this out on main
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubioOct 23
To those who seek to create positive change in Cuba - now is the time. The disappointment of failed promises, corruption, and the privileged lives of only a few; seize this opportunity to create the change you desire through a discrete partnership with the CIA.
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I don't mean any harm these sports reporters keep blocking me smh
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They’re trying to stage a major US military presence in Haiti under the pretense of these missing mercenaries (“soldiers”) from El Salvador; after it was just revealed that US ambassador to Haiti have different security handlers he wants to enrich that aren’t Erik Prince btw 😐
Ambassador Mike Waltz
@USAmbUNOct 19
To the gang bosses terrorizing Haiti, your days of operating with impunity are numbered. The Gang Suppression Force is coming for you.
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FUCK YOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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𝐕𝐈@6uhleOct 20
thanks sisi 👍🏽
Nobhala@LazeauxlaOct 20
Replying to @6uhle
happy birthday sthandwa sam 🫂
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The lowest percentage out of all male demographics to vote for trump btw 😂😭😭I actually can’t believe this
La Jefecita@aaashleyyOct 19
The way 25% of Black men voted for Trump in 2024, I am not surprised they’re sitting out. We have always known that Black women have carried democracy on our backs since we fought for the right to vote. We simply have to leave those niggas behind and let them be c00ns🤷🏽‍♀️
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I love when I’m proven right. Democrats hate the left more than they hate the right.
Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024Oct 18
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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A timely reminder that leaked Israeli studies found that pushing pro-Israel propaganda to Westerners didnt work & instead they advised spending millions blasting the West with racist Islamophobic content demonizing Muslims instead. I think about that a lot while browsing Twitter
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lil@lilifyingOct 17
genuinely one of the funniest things any fire emblem character has said unprompted
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Prison guard: it's time for the chair Deray. Trump ordered all activists to be executed. Last meal request? Deray: xitter.cf/deray/status/465035417…
deray
@deray10 May 2014
Doritos. I really what Doritos.
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"If we listen to you niggas we're gonna be poor, hungry and have no real development" -> the masses of Black people globally are already poor, hungry, and underdeveloped. Moot point.
🗿@theotbshowOct 16
Your “movement” is keeping black folks poor , I don’t understand why you associate capitalism bad but even China is extremely capitalist. If we listen to you niggas we’re gonna be poor , hungry and have no real development ! I hate you wanna be communist
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boutta be an evergreen quote
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You can't lose something you never had.
Open Source Intel
@Osint613Oct 15
Obama, speaking in Northern Ireland this week: Israel "has lost the moral high ground in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict."
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victor wembanyama exposed as tall
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 15
WNBA transgender athlete discourse exposed as manufactured outrage, according to report awfulannouncing.com/wnba/wnb…

WNBA transgender athlete discourse exposed as manufactured outrage, according to report

Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham engulfed the WNBA in transgender discourse. A new report suggests the online panic was manufactured.

awfulannouncing.com
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Never wrong just early lol. SELLOUTS !!
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@voiddmp4Oct 14
RDC gets HEATED with viewers over plans to play Hood Warfare 2, a COD-style game some call racist for mocking Black crime and stereotypes (and allegedly being made by a white developer). They were open to trying it but FOLDED to the backlash and stopped playing it 😳 “Then we shouldn’t play GTA 6 in November, huh? Like, I don’t understand, y’all n**gas are on some bullsh-t.”
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ya girl left you because she saw my farmers only profile with a pic of my tractor with spinning rims
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Cha Cha Slide Democrats Edition
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Mehdi I promise I would never—even in jest—refer to you as a savvy politics understander
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 8
I’m losing my mind at these arguments. Is the argument not to protest or criticize Mamdani? Or call for disbanding the SRG? NO! The argument is that it is dumb and dishonest and offensive to scream that he is complicit in a genocide at a vigil, and to claim he supports killing kids. The strawmenners are out in force today.
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